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I had a soft taco for lunch. I could smell it even as I walked into the room. As I got closer to it, my excitement mounted and my mouth was watering in anticipation. As I caressed the outer folds, I hungrily tasted the hot inner meat. It was fresh and ready and dripping its own juices. I started licking them slowly. There was some thick white cream in the middle of it, but that just enhanced the flavor. I put one finger in behind the taco as I started eating it faster. When it was completely consumed, I sat, relaxed and flaccid and satiated.
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That was awesome Harbinger. :biggrin:
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Thanks. I love eating tacos. :twisted:
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I can sense that from your fabulous post.... :biggrin: I'm thinking next fest this might mean we all have to have an erotic eating contest.... :twisted:
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I missed this thread... almost two weeks with Dicks, then I'm sated twice in 24 hours :D
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Whether it be sausages, tacos, pizza, grilled cheese...or whatever:

Yes, let there be a KW-sponsored sensual/erotic eating festival or celebration. Competition? Perhaps not. Let the enjoyment and the artistry remain pure and unsullied by comparison and one-upping. Just do it, for the sheer joy to be had in doing so and in experiencing it taking place...
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I had pork verde over cheese grits, homemade today....

I sucked the meaty gooey creamy mix into my mouth. It was so tender and rich and creamy I could hardly breathe but then the heady aromas tickled my nose and I breathed deep while rolling the savory blend around on my tongue. I repeated this over and over while sighing my pleasure, eyes closed, head tilted back, every nerve, every taste bud tingling with heat and flavour and deep intense pleasure. I broke down and allowed a co-worker to put my creamy, hot succulent creation in his mouth as well. He was rigid with pleasure and quickly began to gush his approval at me for what I had made. He even told all our other co-workers about my incredible skills.
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i had missed this thread, you tales of meat and the gorging on said meat...
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What the F is this thread?! "Dicks"...I thought KW was a nice clean family forum...cool...you guys have restored my faith in humankind to overcome all obstacles...I thank you...
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Zen, there is a somewhat reasonable explanation.

Back in June, when Watchers gathered in Albuquerque for Elohimfest, someone from Seattle (I think it was Wadds) mentioned the iconic Seattle burger joint Dicks...and this was seized upon by Lore and JohnnyRedLeader as a running joke. This thread (which was split off from one of the Elohimfest threads) is the result: a compendium of all of the food-related double entendres we could collectively think of. There is also a miniscule amount of serious discussion of the actual Dick's Drive-In, including photos and a review of Dicks from when Menolly visited it the week after Elohimfest.
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