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Menolly wrote:
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:I wonder what adding Vitrim to the batter would do...
It tends to make the batter a little fictitious, so harder to spoon out onto the cookie sheet that way.
*hiding smile*

...itching to have this moved to the Galley...
Give me access to a pharmacy, and I can make Vitrim.
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Yeah but the "25" has to be pure... :wink:
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I'll just dig up the research the Nazis did on a real life super soldier serum.

Lots of Amphetamines, Morphine, and some other stuff.
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Emotional Leper wrote:
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Emotional Leper wrote:WHERE ARE MY COOKIES, DAMMIT?!
Do you want the normal cookies or my 'special' cookies?
Are these 'special' cookies vitrim cookies?

Oooh.

I wonder what adding Vitrim to the batter would do...
I'm not going anywhere near a cookie that contains something that you had to coax from your stave.
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Sunbaneglasses wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:
Sunbaneglasses wrote:Do you want the normal cookies or my 'special' cookies?
Are these 'special' cookies vitrim cookies?

Oooh.

I wonder what adding Vitrim to the batter would do...
I'm not going anywhere near a cookie that contains something that you had to coax from your stave.
No, no, no.

Not Stave. Or a Stave.

My Iron Spike :twisted:

It's specially designed for this sort of desecration.
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Too bad you specified macadamia nut cookies. . . I'm baking oatmeal craisin cookies this evening. :(
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~Lyr...

Any suggestions for shipping a dozen or so freshly baked macademia nut cookies?

*still thinks this belongs in the Galley* ;)
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I usually pack them in a tin, each one individually wrapped, with cushion material in the tin to prevent movement. Then I use bubble wrap to keep the tin from moving around in the box.

Or to save on postage, we could simply take up a collection and send him a gift card to Great American Cookie! Hope this helps!
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I can suggest an address. :)

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Considering EL has my collection of Doctor Who episodes from An Unearthly Child through somewhere in the new series, I have an address, DW.

...but...I could always consider making another batch...

*musing*

...how many WGDs in exchange for a dozen cookies...
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Menolly wrote:Considering EL has my collection of Doctor Who episodes from An Unearthly Child through somewhere in the new series, I have an address, DW.

...but...I could always consider making another batch...

*musing*

...how many WGDs in exchange for a dozen cookies...
heh! I sense a business arrangement!
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You're all scaring me now.

Stop it. :biggrin:
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*disdainful look*

Toughen up, Caprica.
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Excuse me. How many acts of genocide are YOU responsible for?
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*hiding grin*

That's more like it.
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Emotional Leper wrote:Excuse me. How many acts of genocide are YOU responsible for?
Yes, well . . . none for me, actually . . .
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Montressor wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:Excuse me. How many acts of genocide are YOU responsible for?
Yes, well . . . none for me, actually . . .
Gaius, stop lying to yourself.
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I'm thinkin' that, since we're well past the original deadline set by EL and the world still hasn't blown up, we don't need to send him *any* cookies....


Just sayin'. ;)
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How many WGDs does it take to get a dozen scrumptious cookies?

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