Have you ever been arrested?

Free, open, general chat on any topic.

Moderator: Orlion

Post Reply
User avatar
Waddley
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 2406
Joined: Wed May 17, 2006 10:37 pm
Location: Titan Moon Best Moon
Contact:
Contact Waddley

Post by Waddley »

Short answer, no.

Much more fun fancy answer, I've gotten a ride home in the back of a cop car, but I wasn't actually arrested. Maybe I was lucky, since I was kinda pretty much completely dressed like a hooker from a Christmas party I was heading home from, and I didn't have any form of ID on me. I think the officer felt sorry for me because he woke me up by shining a very bright flashlight in my face (and making me stand out in 20 degree weather weraing NOTHING while we waited for a second cop car... ass.) My passed out butt was being carted home in my friends shiny new truck... which, earlier, I kindly broke in for him by vacating the content of my stomach all over the interior.
"Let my inspiration flow in token rhyme, suggesting rhythm." -Robert Hunter
Top
User avatar
CovenantJr
Lord
Posts: 12608
Joined: Fri Mar 22, 2002 9:10 pm
Location: North Wales

Post by CovenantJr »

Lady Revel wrote:I wanted to sue the cops for getting things so messed up, but a lawyer told me it was my own fault for never being arrested and having my fingerprints on file. If my fingerprints were on file and they arrested someone as me, I would have had a case.
So...we should all make sure we're arrested at least once, so our fingerprints are on file?

Hmm...maybe that gives me the excuse I need to murder my old boss...
Top
User avatar
Cagliostro
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 9360
Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:39 pm
Location: Colorado

Post by Cagliostro »

Auleliel wrote:What's a divvy van?
Divvy van : Police vehicle used for transporting criminals. Named after the protective 'division' between the driver and the villains.



I got that from here. Might come in handy.
Image
Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
Top
User avatar
aliantha
blueberries on steroids
Posts: 17865
Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2002 7:50 pm
Location: NOT opening up a restaurant in Santa Fe

Post by aliantha »

:shifty:

;)

No. Sorry. Just traffic tickets. (Let's not talk about how many.)
Image
Image

EZ Board Survivor

"Dreaming isn't good for you unless you do the things it tells you to." -- Three Dog Night (via the GI)

https://www.hearth-myth.com/
Top
User avatar
drew
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 7877
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:20 pm
Location: Canada
Been thanked: 1 time
Contact:
Contact drew

Post by drew »

I'll bet I've got more than you!!
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
Top
User avatar
aliantha
blueberries on steroids
Posts: 17865
Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2002 7:50 pm
Location: NOT opening up a restaurant in Santa Fe

Post by aliantha »

Well, you're on the road more. But I bet I've been driving longer. So it may even out....
Image
Image

EZ Board Survivor

"Dreaming isn't good for you unless you do the things it tells you to." -- Three Dog Night (via the GI)

https://www.hearth-myth.com/
Top
User avatar
Auleliel
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 3984
Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:51 am
Location: The Phrontistery

Post by Auleliel »

I have never so much as been pulled over.
"Persevera, per severa, per se vera." Persist through difficulties, even though it is hard.
Proud Member of THOOOTP.
Image
Buy my best friend's fantastic fantasy book! Pulse is also available here.
Top
User avatar
drew
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 7877
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:20 pm
Location: Canada
Been thanked: 1 time
Contact:
Contact drew

Post by drew »

I've only been pulled over in my truck twice...although, I've gotten umpteen parking tickets.

Most of my speeding and Seatbelt (etc) infractions were in my personal vehicles.

No. I'm not bragging...actually, it drives the wife crazy how slow I normaly drive nowadays, unually 90-95 on the highway, 60-65 in a 70 zone...and right around 50 in a residental zone.

the seatbelts...well...we're not required to wear them while working, so I quite often...okay..I USUALLY forget to wear it in my personal vehicle, but the kiddies are usually on my case about that.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
Top
User avatar
DukkhaWaynhim
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 9195
Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:35 pm
Location: Deep in thought

Post by DukkhaWaynhim »

I hope for everyone's sake you are talking kph, not mph. :lol:
"God is real, unless declared integer." - Unknown
Image
Top
User avatar
The Laughing Man
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 9033
Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:56 pm
Location: LMAO

Post by The Laughing Man »

dam commies! :x
Top
User avatar
Auleliel
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 3984
Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:51 am
Location: The Phrontistery

Post by Auleliel »

Drew, in the 15 seconds or so that it took me to realize you were talking kph instead of mph I nearly had a heart attack!
"Persevera, per severa, per se vera." Persist through difficulties, even though it is hard.
Proud Member of THOOOTP.
Image
Buy my best friend's fantastic fantasy book! Pulse is also available here.
Top
User avatar
drew
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 7877
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:20 pm
Location: Canada
Been thanked: 1 time
Contact:
Contact drew

Post by drew »

LOL---BTW it's a nice day here today..temprature is only -2!!




I MIGHT have neglected to put the measurement in on purpose.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
Top
User avatar
Auleliel
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 3984
Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:51 am
Location: The Phrontistery

Post by Auleliel »

I can do the conversions as long as I know what I'm converting between.
"Persevera, per severa, per se vera." Persist through difficulties, even though it is hard.
Proud Member of THOOOTP.
Image
Buy my best friend's fantastic fantasy book! Pulse is also available here.
Top
User avatar
onewyteduck
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 5453
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:02 am
Location: On your wall!

Post by onewyteduck »

When I was 15.....I was living in a very small town in Iowa that had a curfew....anyone under 16 had to be off the streets by 11p unless accompanied by a parent, sibiling over 21 or other legal guardian. It wasn't really a biggie. The only thing I was really sweating was my mother and she started laughing at me when she came to pick me up so it was all ok in the end.
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
Top
User avatar
Nav
Lord
Posts: 2137
Joined: Tue Nov 26, 2002 5:03 pm
Location: Surrey - Home of Baseball

Post by Nav »

drew wrote:I've only been pulled over in my truck twice...although, I've gotten umpteen parking tickets.
I got the bus to and from London on a trip last year and at that height you can see right into the truckers' cabs, it was quite frightening. Most of them were watching a laptop while driving and I even saw one guy who had one hand on his laptop and both feet on the dash. I'm just thankful the other hand was on the wheel.
Q. Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
A. Because proper tea is theft.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Discussion Forum”