ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:53 pm

Instructions on back.

Oops you just peeled the label into tiny unreadable shreds!

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:33 am

Jumping wormhole puddles cant be managed safely without a starship

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:41 pm

Klingon Sto'vo'kor can wait, God needs to get the Gre'thor out of here.

Post by **wayfriend** » Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:25 pm

Lazy looks through the greatest moments of all time to obtain gems of utter brilliance and then reflect them back in odd ways.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:25 pm

Mount of Olives would make a pretty cool landing site ... and redifine the mystic martini.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:34 am

Nanotechnological nostromus vehicular crash testing for gods in teeny tiny spaceships

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:44 am

Oort Cloud surfing through kaleidoscopic debri is sumfin even Gods cannot resist.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:02 pm

Peccadillos on a planetary scale are more effectively fixed with starship resources.

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:12 pm

Quarterly inspections of the angelic beings are much faster and efficient conducted via starship

Post by **wayfriend** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:29 pm

Reclining bucket seats that go 140 LYPH (light years per hour).

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:26 pm

Star gazing at high velocities

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:21 pm

There's tons of room on a starship to fill up with bargain merchandise for the next time God want to go visit yard sales.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:35 am

Universe jumping

Post by **wayfriend** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:35 pm

Visiting the heavenly infirmary after the universe jumping.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:08 am

Water making on Mars .. as the starship has terraforming capability

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:17 pm

eXcuse making needs starship artificial intelligence

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:21 am

Yield quotient analysis requires onboard computing capabilities which makes the who mental calculation aspects much more god efficient .. Lets face it gods a dude thats ALWAYS under the pump and on the go

Post by **wayfriend** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:15 pm

Zeitgebers throughout the universe require winding.

Post by **Wosbald** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:22 pm

+JMJ+

Ahead of the curve from all eternity.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:18 pm

Buzzies Honey Nut Oats - with a free starship in every packet

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ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"