ABCs of what will we do till null comes back?

[deer of the dawn]

Yayyy!!! The power of null has reasserted itself. The perplexion of the b90u7 thread is just as mystifying as ever.

[aTOMiC]

Zephyrhills Florida is the birthplace of the nudge null fan club.

[sgt.null]

Aether msrtinis all around.

[aTOMiC]

Because he's back we no longer have to figure it out.

[Sorus]

Could be too early to relax; he seems to have vanished again.

[aTOMiC]

Dang it, null. Where have you gone this time?

[Khaliban]

Escaped us again, did he? We'll hunt him down.

[aTOMiC]

For heaven's sake, come back null!

[Khaliban]

Gather your forces. Summon the Nazgul, the Ravers, the Others, the NRA. Send your worst after the one who would flee from us.

[aTOMiC]

Has anyone seen null?

[Sorus]

I think we need to try bribing Mrs. Null into installing that hotspot.

[aTOMiC]

Just imagine the post count if null were here?

[sgt.null]

kings and wings
and other things
null come back
wrote in black
read in the back
set for some slack
scaffolding tack...

[aTOMiC]

Like I said, just imagine the post count.

[sgt.null]

there once was a man named stu
who liked to drink a cold, cold brew
he said with a wink, whilst consuming his drink
if you were me what else would you do?


doggerel, all that we are all that we have...

[Khaliban]

Under the bar stu fell
His home after last bell
Stu was a drunk
No more than a punk
He'd once had a life, but oh well.

[sgt.null]

great work Khaliban.

So far as may be verified, the oldest of these are also found among the "Mother Goose" rhymes, collected by Halliwell.

(Halliwell's collection of English Nursery Rhymes, among a large mass of jingling folk-lore, to which it is impossible to ascribe definite dates, but which was current about the fifteenth or sixteenth century.)

There was an old man of Tobago,
Who lived upon rice, gruel and sago;
Till, much to his bliss,
His physician said this:
"To a leg, sir, of mutton, you may go."

There was an old soldier of Bister,
Went walking one day with his sister;
When a cow, at one poke,
Tossed her into an oak,
Before the old gentleman missed her.

[aTOMiC]

M was next.

[Sorus]

Null is just out of practice.

[aTOMiC]

Only until null comes back?