Juan Valdez

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:17 pm

*unsheathes sword*

JUAN!! It has come to this. I doff my cap to your piquancy and entreat thee to forcefully enter into a competitive fray. If you do not wish to do so I will find thee and strive upon thee in most terrible constraint! Or perhaps we can form a sacred (or unholy) pact?

I must admit, your return has caught me off guard, despite all the preparations and defenses I have erected. Nonetheless, sir, I again doff my cap!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:22 am

I thought you were Juan Valdez!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:11 am

If only you knew the truth about who we are.

- dAN/Tom

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:13 am

Juan Valdez wrote:What does one..call a badger who..covets..cornflakes?.....?...I'll wait...

Norbert.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:01 am

Lord Foul wrote:If only you knew the truth about who we are.

- dAN/Tom

Well, as Pr0n, you admitted you were Juan.....

Post by **Ur Dead** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:05 am

I had heard that Juan Valdez business didn't boom after a time so he change to a different cash crop..

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:43 am

dANdeLION wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:If only you knew the truth about who we are.

- dAN/Tom
Well, as Pr0n, you admitted you were Juan.....

Look. You're digging too deeply into something a bit bigger than you, me, or anyone else. Just let the pr0n-Juan question rest. Also. I'm you and Tom. I've been trying to say it for years.

Post by **Dragonlily** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:42 am

Now how am I going to sleep, when I'm laughing this hard?

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:00 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:If only you knew the truth about who we are.

- dAN/Tom
Well, as Pr0n, you admitted you were Juan.....
Look. You're digging too deeply into something a bit bigger than you, me, or anyone else. Just let the pr0n-Juan question rest. Also. I'm you and Tom. I've been trying to say it for years.

You cannot be dAN. Waddley is dAN. Wait, maybe it's the other way around...

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:14 pm

aliantha wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:
dANdeLION wrote: Well, as Pr0n, you admitted you were Juan.....
Look. You're digging too deeply into something a bit bigger than you, me, or anyone else. Just let the pr0n-Juan question rest. Also. I'm you and Tom. I've been trying to say it for years.
You cannot be dAN. Waddley is dAN. Wait, maybe it's the other way around...

Having now met dAN, TOM, and Waddley, as well as planning on seeing dAN and TOM again this weekend (and hopefully meeting Cheval for the first time), I can verify that none of the above is any of the others.

That said, I'm making no claims regarding the possible Foul/pr0n/Juan connections, despite having talked with Foul on the phone in the past...

...nor will I make any claims disputing the dAN/NOWgirl connections.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:18 pm

aliantha wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:
dANdeLION wrote: Well, as Pr0n, you admitted you were Juan.....
Look. You're digging too deeply into something a bit bigger than you, me, or anyone else. Just let the pr0n-Juan question rest. Also. I'm you and Tom. I've been trying to say it for years.
You cannot be dAN. Waddley is dAN. Wait, maybe it's the other way around...

It's both ways, since I'm both of them. Kind of like a palindrome, such as 2112.

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:22 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
aliantha wrote:
Lord Foul wrote: Look. You're digging too deeply into something a bit bigger than you, me, or anyone else. Just let the pr0n-Juan question rest. Also. I'm you and Tom. I've been trying to say it for years.
You cannot be dAN. Waddley is dAN. Wait, maybe it's the other way around...
It's both ways, since I'm both of them. Kind of like a palindrome, such as 2112.

Or like Ipswich!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:53 pm

Lord Foul wrote: I'm you and Tom.

You're not me; I'm not a writer. However, I have read your work, and could be led to believe you're Tom and Dan Pigeon.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:30 pm

dANdeLION wrote:
Lord Foul wrote: I'm you and Tom.
You're not me; I'm not a writer. However, I have read your work, and could be led to believe you're Tom and Dan Pigeon.

Dan Pigeon...no...I refuse...to believe I am related to...a bird

- Juan

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:35 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:
Lord Foul wrote: I'm you and Tom.
You're not me; I'm not a writer. However, I have read your work, and could be led to believe you're Tom and Dan Pigeon.
Dan Pigeon...no...I refuse...to believe I am related to...a bird

- Juan

HA!!!

...of course, your Facebook status verified it in my mind...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:42 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:
Lord Foul wrote: I'm you and Tom.
You're not me; I'm not a writer. However, I have read your work, and could be led to believe you're Tom and Dan Pigeon.
Dan Pigeon...no...I refuse...to believe I am related to...a bird

- Juan

Why do you think your parents named you Lord Fowl?

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:01 pm

Lord Fowl is my brother by another mother. I won't be trapped by such Ontological suppositions.

Post by **Auleliel** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:14 pm

This may be the most interesting thing I've read all day.

Post by **Furls Fire** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:30 pm

*sigh*

Must you all encourage him???

And I'm still trying to get my mind around the bug thing and the egg....

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:33 pm

Furls Fire wrote:*sigh*

Must you all encourage him???

And I'm still trying to get my mind around the bug thing and the egg....

Encourage who? Me or Juan or both of us? Honestly gurl, it's all fun and games. Let your hair down and get crazy.

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Juan Valdez

Re: 2036...perhaps.....mayhap......perchance