Me:
Hi! How are you today?
God:
Hello. What is your name? Ah. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
danlo. Am I spending too much time on the Watch?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
I'm unique. Am I spending too much time on the Watch?
God:
One of a kind, eh? All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
AM I SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE WATCH!!??
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
I'm posting in the Watch, I'm not standing on it silly...
God:
Do you mean your name is posting in the Watch you are not standing on it silly.
Me:
are you calling me silly?
God:
No I am calling you .
Me:
oh so now you think I'm calling YOU silly
God:
Next question? Gee. Why now? I think a lot of people are.
Me:
bursts out laughing
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Hot food, lots of green chili
God:
That sounds better than cold food lots of green chili.
Me:
hahaha!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
not really
God:
Me either
For real.
Me:
what's your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
do you think danlo is my real name?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
when do you sleep, on the 7th day?