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Ouch !!! That's gotta hurt.

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My eyes are watering just thinking about this
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8O

I sometimes eat in those restaurants.

It wasn't me.
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It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
gutted.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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Post by DukkhaWaynhim »

Maybe he had to wait a little too long for a table.

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Maybe he thought they should add sausage to the menu..... 8O
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Post by Peven »

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Maybe he thought they should add sausage to the menu..... 8O
or tube steak :wink:
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Cocktail weiners? Vienna sausages?
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We shall always remember poor Peter...
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I wonder why he wanted to give the restaurant the shaft?
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Perhaps he was confused about the concept of leaving a tip.....
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Post by Warmark »

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Perhaps he was confused about the concept of leaving a tip.....
Haha! Thats a good one! :biggrin:
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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Bad service is nothing to lose your head over!
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Maybe he confused "sod off" with "sawed off"........... 8O :P
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Perhaps he was confused about the concept of leaving a tip.....
*wince - nay, recoil*
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Or maybe he wanted to take a stab at the restaurant business.....
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Interesting that Zizi means phallus, or phallus-like object in French! :P
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danlo wrote:Interesting that Zizi means phallus, or phallus-like object in French! :P
Perhaps this was the reason he chose it. He definitely sounds mentally ill to me. :(
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His budding career as a performance artist was, sadly, cut short. It is hard to predict what someone like that will do. I guess all bits are off...

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Cut it out DW, I'm laughing my ass off.....
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Is this story for real? Are we shure that this just isn't some kind of ....

...cock and bull story?
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