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I'm looking for good knock knock jokes. Anyone have any good ones?

Heres one I like:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
fall far and well Pilots!
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thats a funny one :)
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knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?

knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?

knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?

knock knock
who's there?!
orange.
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?

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Crap, aren't they? :)

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito :mrgreen:
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tymus
Tymus who?
Tie your own damn shoe!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hugh
Hugh Who?
Hugh Jass

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Holden
Holden Who?
Holden McGroin



Boy I hate knock knock jokes. :-(
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Either
Either who?
Either Bunny

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo "beep beep" run over Either Bunny
fall far and well Pilots!
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Knock knock.
Who's there.
Interrupting cow.
Interruptin c...
Mooooooooooooooo.
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon

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Usivius wrote:knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?

knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?

knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?

knock knock
who's there?!
orange.
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?

:)
With three kids, you can't imagine how many times I get to hear this one.

Over and over and over and over again and again and again. *sigh*
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That one's also done as "Aunt you glad I didn't say uncle" (Which works better, IMO).
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Murrin wrote:That one's also done as "Aunt you glad I didn't say uncle" (Which works better, IMO).
LOL... I think I will toss this idea to my kids so there can be a little variety.
If women were in charge, the military would have to do bake sales in order to buy more weapons.

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These are great! I've heard the orange/banana joke a gazillion times before. So now, how about some other jokes like:

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a double crosser!
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Knock Knock
whose there?
Linden Aver--
SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO AWAY!!!!!



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:LOLS:
Best knock knock joke i've ever heard!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll know!





Knock knock
Who's there?
Doug
Doug who?
Doug the hole you wanted, now what?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry the dead cat in the hole you just Doug.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot's caught in the door!
fall far and well Pilots!
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Raen wrote:These are great! I've heard the orange/banana joke a gazillion times before. So now, how about some other jokes like:

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a double crosser!
Like...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have enough guts.

hehe
If women were in charge, the military would have to do bake sales in order to buy more weapons.

"You can always procrastinate later."
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"I'm not fat. I'm FLUFFY!"
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We forgive and never give up
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Today we remember to live and to love"

-"We Live"
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iQuestor wrote:Knock Knock
whose there?
Linden Aver--
SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO AWAY!!!!!



THOOLAH!

OMG! :lol:
I was just thinking about putting her in a knock knock joke here but I came up with nothing!
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:LOLS: Pure genius, iQ!


Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon

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