For THOOLAH

[emotional leper]

This is a... um, rewrite of the Lyrics of the Ballad of Chasey Lane, making it into 'the Ballad of Linden A.,' written for THOOLAH members, who may like it. It needs some work, so if anyone can think of something to make it better, please, please do.

I left the ending similar, because I think it's funny, and because my feelings towards Linden Avery are well known.

*Contains swearing, so it's spoiler'd*

Spoiler

Dear Linden A
I just wrote to say
Will you just die?
I just wanted to ask
How far's your head up your own ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta lines
Had a lotta lines
I've read to many times
read to many times
You've had a lotta lines Linden
Now fuck off and die.

Dear Linden A
I wrote to complain
You're a whiny bitch.
When will SRD
Just wake up and see
He should just write you out

You've had a lotta lines
Had a lotta lines
You've whined too many times
Whined too many times
You've had a lotta lines Linden
Now fuck off and die

Dear Linden A
I wrote to constrain
This is the last Chronicles
As your biggest hater
I must demand
That you die at the end

You've whined to many times
whined too many times
Way to many times
way to many times
You've whined to many times Linden
Now I hope you die.

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Linden
Linden this is my mom and dad
Now show ‘em them titties
Now show ‘em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Linden
Linden this is my mom and dad
Now show ‘em them titties
Now show ‘em them titties

Would ya fuck me for your own series?

[lucimay]

[stormrider]

HAHAHA!! Oh my god, my favorite part:

Dear Linden A
I just wrote to say
Will you just die?

The best, simply because I wasn't expecting it. EL, you deserve a cookie.

[hierachy]

That was... uh, potent.

[emotional leper]

HAHAHA!! Oh my god, my favorite part:

Dear Linden A
I just wrote to say
Will you just die?

The best, simply because I wasn't expecting it. EL, you deserve a cookie.

You honestly thought I'd rewrite the lyrics of a song, dedicate it to THOOLAH, and not have it be anti-Linden?

Now I'm just thinking of the song to rewrite to be pro-linden...

I'm already thinking about doing a TC song to the tune and theme of 'Rock and Roll Suicide'

[wayfriend]

For shame.

[stormrider]

You honestly thought I'd rewrite the lyrics of a song, dedicate it to THOOLAH, and not have it be anti-Linden?

I don't know -- I thought maybe you were being sarcastic, so I was surprised when I read the first few lines. I think that's part of what made it seem so funny to me. And if you're going to do one that's pro-Linden, just find the most depressing song you can think of -- maybe one in which the singer is contemplating suicide. You might not even have to change the lyrics.

[High Lord Tolkien]

I laughed.
Mainly for the shock value though.
Some clever accurate lines but too harsh, way too harsh.

Consider yourself on a 2 month THOOLAH suspension for tarnishing our proud hateful yet PG-13 organization.

[stormrider]

I don't think he'll take the suspension too hard. He is, in fact, a Linden-lover, which is why I found his post so amusing.

[High Lord Tolkien]

I don't think he'll take the suspension too hard. He is, in fact, a Linden-lover, which is why I found his post so amusing.

See, if you look at the original thread where THOOLAH was born I warned against the deceit of the Linden Lovers.
Just like the Despiser, they will try to mislead us.

[emotional leper]

I don't think he'll take the suspension too hard. He is, in fact, a Linden-lover, which is why I found his post so amusing.

See, if you look at the original thread where THOOLAH was born I warned against the deceit of the Linden Lovers.
Just like the Despiser, they will try to mislead us.

I've been known to spontaneously channel Corruption when I'm rather drunk. I quoted something from IEW to my friend Josh who hadn't read it yet (a bit of poetry,) and he accused me of making things up, and I went into Foul's whole rant on "I would not condescend to lie to you, Groveller," and apparently, for the rest of the evening, could not speak without utter contempt in my voice.

In re: the linden song, I'm thinking about using the song, "Kom Susser Tod" from End of Evangelion. Of course, the Lyrics already fit, sort of. Particularly in relation to the tone of the song. Still trying to find something that rhymes with 'Kleenexing'

[stormrider]

Still trying to find something that rhymes with 'Kleenexing'

[Menolly]

Still trying to find something that rhymes with 'Kleenexing'

Uhm...

spell hexing?

I truly have no talent for writing...

[emotional leper]

Still trying to find something that rhymes with 'Kleenexing'

Uhm...

spell hexing?

I truly have no talent for writing...

You're doing better than I am.

[Wyldewode]

"Annexing" is the best I have to offer. Good luck!

[jacob Raver, sinTempter]

OMG...I'm crying!!!

[Wyldewode]

I miss EL. I hope that somewhere in this universe he is at peace.