Food Fight!!!!

Post by **hierachy** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:13 am

ahh, that's okay then. *takes custard out of sack and throws at ermingard*

Post by **Ermingard** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:14 am

And I yse the sig just to point out that I am a lousy speller... Directed at me, not anyone else...

Post by **Ermingard** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:18 am

*slosh, gets custard all over*

Custard, eh? Here, have some sticky toffee pudding!

*lobs platfull of sticky toffee pudding at Hierachy*

Post by **hierachy** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:20 am

whered that caome from, I thought I stole all the food.

Post by **hierachy** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:21 am

Ermingard wrote:No no no you're the God of misspelling! You're called Hierachy not Tytyvullus, right?

Maybe I just spelt it wrong.

Post by **Ermingard** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:29 am

(and the pudding came from the secret refrigerator

)

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:03 pm

lol secret refrigerator stashes!!???

*looks narrowly at ermingards strategic use of covertly secretive and unconventional tactics*

loads cream pie shooter and takes a covered position behind a secluded piggy bank overlooking birdandbear and ermingard's location .. and takes aim

unawares the 2 unsuspecting victims move into firing range

shhhhpplllaaaaaatttttttttt!!!

*lobs a round of creamy pies at targets below*

hee hee .. perfect shot!!!

Post by **Ermingard** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 10:47 pm

Darn!
*wipes cream pie from eyes*
A trap! now it's time for the heavy artillery!

*dives into the secret refridgerator and pulls out a gigant bowl of..... brusselsprouts! and throws them one by one in the general direction of Sky*

A volley of sprouts...Hah! try to duck all of them

;)

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:45 am

sky ducks ducks ducks .. cleverly avoiding each volley of dastardly growth retarded cabbages!!

peeewww brussel sprouts!! .. mmm .. *eyes ermingard narrowly* .. *holds nose*

*nods with approval* .. a low blow indeed!!!!

takes out AK umm .. handmade celery catapult

and lobs smelly smashed sprouts back at the evil emissary!

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:46 am

Can I play in this without you pouring Windex on me?

Certainly

Hehehe.... *flys up to the ceiling, lands on a rafter, and finds a great lot of cookies and other junk food* Hmmm.... Being a creature that feeds on fear, this will be fun. *throws individual cookies and cake at the odd two-leggers below*.........*flys down and drops a cake on the Sky-creature*

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:21 am

*swats at the mischievous flying Foxfire with a stick of celery*

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 11:55 pm

I am not she! I am Lord Rikash Moonsword (my parents were very sentimental) and I'm typing. She's the one in italics.

Shalimar, right here. Don't worry, he's harmless except for razor sharp claws and feathers that are made of steel. Oh, and he eats (and rolls in) dead humans.

Yep. I haven't brushed my teeth in four hundred years. Smell?

No!

I was just trying to be sociable.

Just throw food at people

Okay. Be right back. *goes to a recent battlefield, and starts rolling around... feathers skewer dead stuff... stuff is brought back when I return*

Cool... I think.

Post by **Ermingard** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 6:14 pm

Ohh I hate to fight with peolpw who are in two minds about things...

they make such hard targets

*Pulls out a shovel and starts shovelling mashed brusslesprouts around the room hoping to hit someone ( Preferably Sky;))*

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 7:39 pm

Whaddaya mean, "two minds"? Two different creatures, one mind about things. And we're of a mind that you make a lovely snack.

Incur not the wrath of a Stormwing, for you are crispy and good with ketchup!

Hehehe, we may not use our power much, but when we do....

Barbeque time!

Exactly. Now that I've been killed off in my own world, I'm free to reap havoc and mayhem on this little world.

And I'm free to braid more bones into your hair.

Um, yeah. *shakes, and showers everyone with dead, human flesh* Hehe, get that out of your clothes, puny human two-leggers!

Bleach doesn't help.

Nope, it really doesn't. *flies back to the rafters, to find Mirana Bloodtalons there as well* Well, never thought I'd see you here. Tell me, why are you here?

You don't want to know. The Aspects have been busy. Mind if I toss a bit of junk around?

Dunno, not my kitchen.

You can, if you want.

Who's that?

Shalimar Foxfire. She a mod. I have no idea what that means, but it must be important.

I can delete posts. That's the limit of my power.

Could you delete this?

Yes, but I don't think I wil.

Can we get back to covering people with food?

Yes.

Sure.

Post by **Ermingard** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 10:33 pm

As I said... Hard to hit...

I'm willing to try though....

*starts shovelling mashed sprouts in an upward direction*

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 10:30 pm

*throws mashed carrot-soup at Ermingard* Hehehe.... It's hideous! Just like Uncle Merle!

Now who's the retarded harpy?

You.

*ignores the two females' bickering, and flies down to the oven, where pies are baking* Ah, hello, what have we here? Stuff to throw? Yes indeed! *levitates pies back up to the rafters and throws them at the leaders of the "groups", who scream in terror*

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:59 am

*screams like a harpy* .. *then regains sky-composure and picks cake crumbs and mashed sprouts out of my mountainous tufty top!!

blech .. that darstadly flying she-demon .. *thinks* mmm .. what about some custard with them pies???

lobs copious custardy cups at the winged demony flying felon and the pompous puppy hiding scardy cat like .. in a cardboard box!!! :p

take that you

*runs around screaming as cookie-darts rain down on me*

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:20 pm

Ah, the wonder of edit. Am I a tyrant?

Yes.

Probably.

Oh well. *pelts people below with sweet peas* You can't have all the fun of an airial attack!

I can't? *throws spaghetti at people below* Ewww... They're hideous...

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:39 am

mmm ... grrrrr ... no fair .. dastardly she-demon is editing my well crafted strategic posts!!

*mmm .. thinks of ways to de-hideos-ofy self*

mmm .. luck for me i just so happen to love sweet peas!! lol .. *jumps with acuity into the air snapping up sweet peas .. and simultaneously dodging soggy spaghetti bits!!!

mmm .. always on the defensive .. mmm .. now to plan and launch a top secret offensive

so secret .. dual personality gal wont even see it coming

Post by **Moksha Foul** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 11:51 pm

*peers through the open doorway* Better be careful. My sis is very good at noticing things, and it doesn't help when you talk to yourself outloud.
*leaves the evil pit of slimy, rotting goo* (Well, it's been here a very long time, and no one has cleaned.)

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Food Fight!!!!