Thread for Advanced Users

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:58 pm

If you're an advanced user, feel free to post in this topic. If you don't know what an advanced user is, please pm Jay.

Thanks,
Advanced User 0049

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:28 am

well, I've never done heroin, peyote or eX, so I guess I'm still just a journeyman user.......which means I shouldn't even be posting here, huh?

Post by **Nathan** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:42 am

Hi guys. My name's Nathan (but my friends call me Nathan) and I'm an advance user.

I've found that simply using advance isn't enough for me recently, I need a complete advance experience. I now have to BE the advance to get my rush.

Advance User 1185

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:31 am

Nathan/User 1185,

Your account currently has 250 advanced points. You can trade them in for White Gold Dollars. There's going to be a shop soon where you can buy cool stuff (personalized titles, forum stats, a search tool, etc.)

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:37 am

i have no advice. so no way to advance this topic.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:20 pm

*waiting for dAN to respond to sgt.null*

Post by **iQuestor** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:47 pm

Can I have an advance? Im a little low.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:55 pm

iQuestor/User 0034,

Your account now has 200 advance points. Get 500 and you can use BBCode in your posts.

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:40 pm

Is this just because Jay hasn't brought back the shop yet?

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:17 am

so what is my advantage then?

Post by **balon!** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:23 am

We're advanced.

Post by **MsMary** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:44 am

I'd like an advance...

Post by **emotional leper** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:51 am

I need a sizeable advance. I have some debts.

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:53 pm

so this is now like a pay advance preying on the poorer posters among us?

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:16 pm

Okay, I can't just keep giving away advanced points like they're candy.

Here's how you earn points:

Make an intelligent post - 100 points
Create an informative topic - 200 points
Win an argument - 300 points
Get 5 people to agree with you - 500 points
Get 1 person to disagree with you and then make him realize he/she is wrong - 1,000 points
Make an argument that nullifies the existence of a poster - 2,000 points

On December 22, posters with the most advanced points will become community leaders. These people will monitor discussions for quality and adjust them accordingly. Obviously, this ensures that Kevin's Watch is a place of substance and logic for the whole family.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:43 pm

Lord Foul wrote:Okay, I can't just keep giving away advanced points like they're candy.

Here's how you earn points:

Make an intelligent post - 100 points

Lord Foul is a very handsome funny and intelligent man.

Lord Foul wrote:Create an informative topic - 200 points

Steel cut oats make the best oatmeal.

Lord Foul wrote:Win an argument - 300 points

My wife disagreed about the steel cut oats but I showed her Lord Fouls insightful investigative post on the subject and she said I was right

Lord Foul wrote:Get 5 people to agree with you - 500 points

I praised steel cut oats at work, the next day 5 people came up to me and said that they agree.

Lord Foul wrote:Get 1 person to disagree with you and then make him realize he/she is wrong - 1,000 points

My boss came into the lunchroom and asked me what that horrible stuff was. I said "no, it's really good." She said "I don't agree." Then I gave her some to try and she said "I was wrong".

Lord Foul wrote:Make an argument that nullifies the existence of a poster - 2,000 points

There is someone on this forum who I never respond to anything he/she says. At first it was difficult because I like shooting ducks in a barrel but soon it got to the point where I don't even notice this persons posts. As of today, this member no longer exists.

That was fun.
Can I be the Bank Manager now?

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:42 pm

High Lord Tolkien wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:Create an informative topic - 200 points
Steel cut oats make the best oatmeal.

Lord Foul wrote:Win an argument - 300 points
My wife disagreed about the steel cut oats but I showed her Lord Fouls insightful investigative post on the subject and she said I was right

The Galley to the rescue again!!

...sorry High L-rd...I just can't help myself...blame Av for teaching me well...

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:42 pm

How many negative points does ass-kissing net you?

Post by **Ur Dead** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:01 pm

Cagliostro wrote:How many negative points does ass-kissing net you?

Why do you want to kiss a donkey??

FYI:

I am so advanced that I'm advancing to the rear.
(to kiss some donkey maybe??)

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:06 pm

I don't think I have any of that stuff...