Sexy Songs for Men

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Sexy Songs for Men

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So my wife's putting together the music for her Biology Club's Mr. Irresistible contest. And I'm trying to think of what songs I'd want playing while I was being paraded. Some songs I've considered (mostly not seriously):

Nine Inch Nails - "Big Man with a Gun"
STP - "Sex Type Thing"
Eagles of Death Metal - "Whorehoppin'"
Queens of the Stone Age - "I Wanna Make It Witchu"
Cake - "Italian Leather Sofa"
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Leonard Cohen: "I'm Your Man" :P
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En Vogue: "Whatta Man"?


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The Who: Bargain, You Better You Bet
Led Zeppelin: Whole lotta' Love
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Tom Jones - You Can Leave Your Hat On
Hendrix - Fire
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Driving down the razor's edge between the past and the future
Turn up the music and smile
Get carried away on the songs and stories of vanished times
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Z.Z. Top - Sharp Dressed Man
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I can't help myself. I must post it.

"Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith... :lol: ;)
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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BeeGees - Staying Alive
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Fever by Judas Priest
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Play Aerosmith's "Big 10 Inch" and let the ladies figure out what the song's really about.
(AC/DC's "Big Balls" is another song to get them wondering.)
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Hate to sound cliche, but Bad to the Bone.
fall far and well Pilots!
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Hey, I KNOW what big ten inch is about. :biggrin:
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"Pink" by Aerosmith would be a good one.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Closer/FYLAA by NIN
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Kashmir by Led Zep...It's got massive attitude.
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I somehow managed to forget...

I want you (she's so heavy) by The Beatles.

The awesomeness of the song was somewhat diminished by learning it was about Yoko Ono. (Someone I find it hard to imagine *anyone* wanting)
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Theme from "Shaft"
Hard to Handle - Otis Redding, NOT the Black Crows (or whatever) version. Otis is SO much cooler.
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On the subject of 'Shaft', how about 'Chocolate Salty Balls' :lol:

Pixies - Here Comes Your Man
AC/DC - (most of 'Back in Black')
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'Highway Star'
Deep Purple
Only the studio version kicks ass.

Or In A Gadda da Vida...
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Anything by AC/DC will make you look awesome.

How about:
The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin
Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye
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