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The 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals

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Harsh Language!

But totally funny.
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accounting for scale, this would be equivalent of a human pissing for over 100 feet, which we think would, in fact, impress some females.
You know, I think I've been to that bar.

Check out the6 cutest animals that can still destroy you while you're there.
There's this word, "territorial," that nature takes pretty seriously. When it's applied to a two-ton animal with teeth the size of bowling pins, that is one hell of a word.
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Bonobos aren't monkeys. They are our closest living relative.
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That was enlightening, Cail. And funny. :P
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Pretty funny. The chimp video was very disturbing (6 cutest animals that can kill you). 8O
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Atleast the list of cute ones got the Species and Genus right. :P
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I also looked at the five most horrifying bugs. Don't read it.
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I will take your suggestion, sir. :D
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That was slightly disturbing. :P
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Ya learn something new every day...

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8O Not looking . . .
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Post by emotional leper »

As the the OT, I think Humans should be in the #1 spot for Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals.
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I'd have to say I'd agree with this. :D
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Particularly the Emos.
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Yes, they are among the most bizarre in their behaviors. :D
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The stories I could tell of my time spent among them.

The Emos in the Mist.
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I'd say the Internet pr0n stars, have some bizare habits...trust me, you shouldn't try hardly any of the stuff theat you see.

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Tsukasa Logged Out wrote:The stories I could tell of my time spent among them.

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When is the documentary coming out?
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drew wrote:I'd say the Internet pr0n stars, have some bizare habits...trust me, you shouldn't try hardly any of the stuff theat you see.

Trust me.
Yes, we do have bizarre habits.
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Tsukasa Logged Out wrote:The stories I could tell of my time spent among them.

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When is the documentary coming out?
I can't say. I don't want this post censored. :P
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:roll: Right. :biggrin:
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