There must be a joke in here somewhere... maybe that starts with "How many Russian men does it take to install a hydraulic dampener on a door?"
Igor and Stevin just spent an hour installing a hydraulic door arm on my office door. Why did it take them so long? Because they kept arguing then consulting the directions and then whoever had the tools would start trying to work on it and the other one would start arguing again and take the tools away. It was like watching a Monty Python skit only I couldn't understand a word they were saying except niet.
There's a joke in there somewhere, right?
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
I think the answer might be in the install directions.
If they were written in Chinese copied from a 14th century Dutch translation of Middle English poetry about Greek space travel like the directions to my kids swing set from Toys R Us were then there's absolutely nothing funny about it and you own them an apology.
But chances are they were just a little drunk and you didn't notice.
The last guy I knew who was Russian, couldn't speak a word of English if he got the least bit upset or drunk - so, I think the joke stands for itself Jenn
Only in America could two Russians install a device made in China and the instructions are in Spanish.
(They probably drive a vehicle that came from Germany also!)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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Yeah. He's a maniac. He bought the first mini cooper under the false pretences of fixing it and selling it. He fell in love. Then he bought the second mini under false pretences of fixing it and selling it. It is soon to become his wife's new car. BUT he won't get rid of her BMW 740il because they need that for family outings. AND he won't get rid of his 735 because he might need it to go to Costco if she is driving the other BMW.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
It's situations like this that I'm reminded of three simple letters, best illustrated by this photo......
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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I love you HLT. 
Wish you'd had a video camera, Jenn!!
I figured it was something like that!
