Thug - "you creep me out"
Foul - "ah, my most astute and vociferous Haruchai, do you not see the inevitable position in which I'm placed? How cosmic irrectitudes have set forth my path to redeem the discrepant cacophony that now placates the masses?"
Thug - "you really creep me out"
Foul - " alas, that all such as thee should perish in the desolation that hurtles toward us like meteors of mistrust, disconsolate thoughts forever burdening our conscience, cusing us to wonder, did we in fact cause such distress?"
Thug - "um, wait here a minute you freak, I'll be right back"
Foul - "and what of time should I worry? for does it not say to us, you too, do not matter?"
Thug - " Foul, is that like a nick-name or something? Lord school hazing thing? You have like a gas problem or something?
Foul - "and so do we all share such discomfortures upon birth lasting 'til death. I share my vapid vapidity unto the end with all who gain sufferance under my call!"
Thug - oooh kay, so like clarity isn't a strong point with you"
Foul - "and therefore I say to you! What hast all men wrought but utter despite!"
Thug - "Kay, now your really creeping me out. Kev know you're wound this tight?"
Foul - " Speak thee to me of the one to whom I must joust? For whom the land itself shall serve as wereguild to he or I whom claims victory?"
Thug - WHACK... "you okay dude? Sorry, I think ya needed that"
Foul - "Glooms descend! Black layerers of vitriolic vitriol scour your corpse upon feeding! I shake... "
Thug - WHACK!
Foul - I shall vent upon thee a thousand fold what discomfortures..."
Thug - "Kevin! hey Kev! Look, this Foul guy isn't quite..."
Kevin - "Forsooth! I spake none shall gainsay my decree of neutral..."
Thug - "screw this, frozen mountains, frigid chicks I can handle, nutbar Lords with Coles Notes English Lit, no way, I'm outta here."
Kevin - layered are the griefs of which we seek respite for..."
Thug - WHACK!
Bloodguard Thug guarding Lord Foul
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"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
-George Steiner
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omg!!! 
hilare!!!!!
hilare!!!!!you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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That was absolutely hilarious! Voluminous appreciation toward thee for thine rapacious wit and clever barbs! Your countenance shall reign down upon the stricken.. WHACK! 
"Speak to me of summer,
long winters longer
than time can remember"
"I still remember the talks by the water
the proud sons and daughters
that knew the knowledge of the land
spoke to me in sweet accustomed ways"
long winters longer
than time can remember"
"I still remember the talks by the water
the proud sons and daughters
that knew the knowledge of the land
spoke to me in sweet accustomed ways"
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