Covenant walks into a bar....
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Dr. Ian and Dr. Crocker are produce specialists, known around the world as "healers" of crops, plant whisperers so to speak. They rushed to the sight of a major honeydew epidemic. Crouched beside a pile of withering honeydews, Dr. Crock surveys the damage and says, "We must act quickly, give it to me now!" The other doctor, perplexed, asks, "What is it you need?" Dr. Crocker exclaims, "The Melon-Cure, Ian!"
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... to which Ian replies.....Dr. Ian and Dr. Crocker are produce specialists, known around the world as "healers" of crops, plant whisperers so to speak. They rushed to the sight of a major honeydew epidemic. Crouched beside a pile of withering honeydews, Dr. Crock surveys the damage and says, "We must act quickly, give it to me now!" The other doctor, perplexed, asks, "What is it you need?" Dr. Crocker exclaims, "The Melon-Cure, Ian!"
wait for it....
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So, Covenant walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Do you have any springwine?" to which the barkeep replies, "Sorry, sir, we do not." Covenant then inquires again, "Do you have any springwine?" and the barkeep, a little annoyed, gives the curt reply, "No." Not to be discouraged, Covenant asks the barkeep again, "Do you have any springwine?" At this point, the barkeep grabs Covenant by the collar and hisses angrily into his face, "Listen, bub, we don't have any springwine, and if you ask whether or not we do, I'll nail your face to the bar!" The barkeep lets go of Covenant's collar, who remains silent for a moment and asks the barkeep, "Do you have any nails?" "No." "Hmmmm.... in that case do you have any springwine?"
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As Starfare's Gem passes a small island on their way toward the Bhrathair port, a bearded man can be seen waving his arms and yelling furiously at the giantship.
"Who is that?" Covenant asks Grimmand Honninscrave.
"I don't know," responds Honninscrave, "But every time we sail through here, he goes nuts."
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A young Ranyhyn gallops into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender noticed that the Ranyhyn's voice was very raspy so as he is making the drink he asks the colt if he has a cold. The Ranyhyn replies: "Nope, I'm just a little horse."
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What kind of car does TC Drive?
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Believe it or not I bought a TC Scion a couple of years ago. It has been the best car I have ever owned. Its full of white magic. My name is Mick White.
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Believe it or not I bought a TC Scion a couple of years ago. It has been the best car I have ever owned. Its full of white magic. My name is Mick White.
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