Covenant walks into a bar....

Post by **Probot** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:02 pm

Dr. Ian and Dr. Crocker are produce specialists, known around the world as "healers" of crops, plant whisperers so to speak. They rushed to the sight of a major honeydew epidemic. Crouched beside a pile of withering honeydews, Dr. Crock surveys the damage and says, "We must act quickly, give it to me now!" The other doctor, perplexed, asks, "What is it you need?" Dr. Crocker exclaims, "The Melon-Cure, Ian!"

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:44 pm

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:45 pm

Oh, that's so bad.

Post by **iQuestor** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:23 pm

Dr. Ian and Dr. Crocker are produce specialists, known around the world as "healers" of crops, plant whisperers so to speak. They rushed to the sight of a major honeydew epidemic. Crouched beside a pile of withering honeydews, Dr. Crock surveys the damage and says, "We must act quickly, give it to me now!" The other doctor, perplexed, asks, "What is it you need?" Dr. Crocker exclaims, "The Melon-Cure, Ian!"

... to which Ian replies.....

wait for it....

"Ah, Bother!"

Post by **Probot** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:15 pm

Oh I tried the seven... incoherent jibbertalk, but a puzzle I'm still trying to crack!

Q: Why are Gravelingas' constantly late for everything?

A: They're always stoned.

Post by **Orlion** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:24 am

So, Covenant walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Do you have any springwine?" to which the barkeep replies, "Sorry, sir, we do not." Covenant then inquires again, "Do you have any springwine?" and the barkeep, a little annoyed, gives the curt reply, "No." Not to be discouraged, Covenant asks the barkeep again, "Do you have any springwine?" At this point, the barkeep grabs Covenant by the collar and hisses angrily into his face, "Listen, bub, we don't have any springwine, and if you ask whether or not we do, I'll nail your face to the bar!" The barkeep lets go of Covenant's collar, who remains silent for a moment and asks the barkeep, "Do you have any nails?" "No." "Hmmmm.... in that case do you have any springwine?"

Post by **Waddley** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:08 am

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Spoiler

Keep the tip

Post by **danlo** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:37 am

(sorry you had to take a bullet for me today in Mafia Wars)

Post by **Rigel** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:54 am

Wow, Waddley. Just... wow

Post by **Wheelwash Whitecap** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:53 am

I love all the TC jokes. You guys are crazy.

Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:43 am

Those two by Oakleaf had me crying...

Post by **Waddley** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:20 am

Rigel wrote:Wow, Waddley. Just... wow

You're welcome

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:26 pm

As Starfare's Gem passes a small island on their way toward the Bhrathair port, a bearded man can be seen waving his arms and yelling furiously at the giantship.

"Who is that?" Covenant asks Grimmand Honninscrave.

"I don't know," responds Honninscrave, "But every time we sail through here, he goes nuts."

Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:38 am

OH, that's evil.

Post by **Savor Dam** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:18 am

A young Ranyhyn gallops into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender noticed that the Ranyhyn's voice was very raspy so as he is making the drink he asks the colt if he has a cold. The Ranyhyn replies: "Nope, I'm just a little horse."

Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:43 pm

*crickets*

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:58 pm

jacob Raver, sinTempter wrote:*crickets*

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:33 am

Brother Charn wrote:Q: How does a gang of thirsty ur-viles get into a crowded bar?
A: They wedge themselves in.

Nice.

Post by **Wheelwash Whitecap** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:21 pm

What kind of car does TC Drive?

Scion TC

Believe it or not I bought a TC Scion a couple of years ago. It has been the best car I have ever owned. Its full of white magic. My name is Mick White.

Post by **Wheelwash Whitecap** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:23 pm

I guess that makes me the White Magic!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Covenant walks into a bar....

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