You had to invoke me, Stevie...so I'll attempt to fulfill all the conditions you set.StevieG wrote:This one is dedicated to Savor Dam:
A pun, an anecdote, and a play on words walk into a bar. No joke.
Let this be on your shoulders...
- Being of a certain age, I have quite the collection of old vinyl phonograph records. Many have pops, scratches and other flaws.
A technique I have learned is that if you coat these records in Vicks VapoRub, let them sit overnight, then wipe them clean, it really reduces the audio impact of the damage and makes the records sound much better.
Since I am so busy and Dam-et is always looking for an easy way to earn a few dollars from Dad, he is eager to do this for me. Again, I have a LOT of old albums and I don't want to give the boy too much money.
The albums I most want to hear in their original "no scratch, no pop, no click" state are my Baroque collection. Consequently, I have told Dam-et, "If it ain't Baroque, don't Vicks it."