Next poster explains their choice and names a new fight.
Grover vs Kermit
Who Would Win in a Fight?
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Who Would Win in a Fight?
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
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Vraith
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Grover...he simply steps into a phone booth and becomes Super Grover. Kermit sighs, shakes his head, and submits.
Butters vs. Elmer Fudd
Butters vs. Elmer Fudd
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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Seven Words
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High Lord Tolkien
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Ghidorah.
He's just cooler looking.
And it took an army of monsters to stop him once if I remember correctly.
Under Dog vs. Mighty Mouse
He's just cooler looking.
And it took an army of monsters to stop him once if I remember correctly.
Under Dog vs. Mighty Mouse
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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Orlion
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Underdog. You'd think Mighty Mouse, but hey, that's where Underdog would shine.
The Burger King vs. Ronald McDonald
The Burger King vs. Ronald McDonald
'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
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Superman or Popeye?
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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Seven Words
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Kinslaughterer
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Superman because he's freaking super and Lion Voltron because its just cooler.
Jack Burton vs. Snake Plissken
Jack Burton vs. Snake Plissken
"We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and remember:X never, ever, marks the spot."
- Professor Henry Jones Jr.
"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
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- Professor Henry Jones Jr.
"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
https://crowcanyon.org/
support your local archaeologist!
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Seven Words
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High Lord Tolkien
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Could you be anymore obscure?Seven Words wrote:
Samus Aran vs the guy from Guardian Legend
Samus because I flipped a coin.
Tony Randell or Don Knotts?
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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Kinslaughterer
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If he has to use that one bullet...he doesn't miss. Don Knotts
Samus v. Guardian Legend was a good one. How about
Billy & Jimmy from Double Dragon vs. Alex and Ryan from River City Ransom
Samus v. Guardian Legend was a good one. How about
Billy & Jimmy from Double Dragon vs. Alex and Ryan from River City Ransom
"We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and remember:X never, ever, marks the spot."
- Professor Henry Jones Jr.
"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
https://crowcanyon.org/
support your local archaeologist!
- Professor Henry Jones Jr.
"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
https://crowcanyon.org/
support your local archaeologist!
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Seven Words
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Kinslaughterer
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I really hated Great Puma. He was a tough sob so I'll give it too him.
Sean Connery Bond or Daniel Craig Bond?
Sean Connery Bond or Daniel Craig Bond?
"We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and remember:X never, ever, marks the spot."
- Professor Henry Jones Jr.
"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
https://crowcanyon.org/
support your local archaeologist!
- Professor Henry Jones Jr.
"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
https://crowcanyon.org/
support your local archaeologist!
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High Lord Tolkien
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Daniel Craig Bond would win is a pure physical battle but Sean Connery Bond would get a few beautiful women to pamper him at the end so.....Sean Connery for the win.Kinslaughterer wrote:I really hated Great Puma. He was a tough sob so I'll give it too him.
Sean Connery Bond or Daniel Craig Bond?
Batman with 24 hours prep time or Superman?
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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Kinslaughterer
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Considering we are on Kevin's Watch...it will be barely in Hile Troy's eyeless sockets favor.
Madmartigan vs Aragorn
Madmartigan vs Aragorn
"We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and remember:X never, ever, marks the spot."
- Professor Henry Jones Jr.
"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
https://crowcanyon.org/
support your local archaeologist!
- Professor Henry Jones Jr.
"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
https://crowcanyon.org/
support your local archaeologist!
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Both are too dam cool to lose, but Madmartigan would spot a Peck and start laughing, Aragron in for the kill!
The Blob v. the Stay Puff't Marshmellow Man
The Blob v. the Stay Puff't Marshmellow Man
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fall far and well Pilots!
