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Led reaches into his Robe of Many Things and pulls out... a rowboat.
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Anna reaches into Led's robe (hi there!) and pulls out an accordion!

Well, this won't help. But we can make music while we row. Festive!
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No oars. Just the boat. But there's a 10' pole in one pocket. (Or he's just happy to see you.)
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Lol, he said pole. Huh huh huh heh heh.

That's what I get for reaching into people's robes.
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So if Siggy makes a crit fumble roll, does that mean you get made tiny?

Led: Now in travel size! Approved for airline use!
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Leddychu, I choose you!
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Post by Marianna »

...but the ball....he'd run out of air..."Leddychu, I choose you!" *throws ball* *Led plops on ground, lifeless.*

Okay, I'm entertaining myself entirely too much with this line of thought.

Dammit, wrong account. Oh well.
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You're thinking of Portable Holes. Pokemon balls have internal air systems.

Haven't you ever seen Explorers? They explain it all, there.
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I was too busy enjoying the mental image.

I know pokeballs have air systems, otherwise there'd be nothing but a bunch of dead pokemon flopping to the ground in each episode. They also magically make huge ass pokemon smaller (onyx, anyone?)

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I DID IT AGAIN. DAMMIT.
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Since you're singing Brittney Spears, I think it's safe to question your geek cred.

Check your geek pass at the door, yo.
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Goatkiller666 wrote:Since you're singing Brittney Spears, I think it's safe to question your geek cred.

Check your geek pass at the door, yo.
DEATH FIRST. Give me my geek card, or give me death! I PUT ON MY CLOAK AND WIZARD HAT.
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You're prolly one of those party girls who wears the sexy witch costume for halloween, and thinks she's being nerdy.

Whatevz.

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Goatkiller666 wrote:You're prolly one of those party girls who wears the sexy witch costume for halloween, and thinks she's being nerdy.

Whatevz.

You can't hang with us.
Those are fighting words. *sobbing* HAVE YOU NO HEART?!?

Seven can verify my geek creditials. I read Robert Jordan, I play tabletop D&D. I'm a bigger video game junkie than seven is.

*sobs quietly into zombie t-shirt*

Heartless, I tell you.
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*cough* Seven is an amateur video game junkie.
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I know he is. I went to midnight release of Skyrim, for FSM's sake. Stood in line with two hundred ither geeks. Lovely. Although the neckbeards were legion.
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Post by Katrina »

I prefer MMO's myself :p Requesting Tuesdays off at work years ago so we could "get there first" in Everquest when it reset. Fun at the time though.
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Eh, I'm not into multiplayer just because people are such idiots. Plus, I don't have time to dedicate to going on raids and whatnot.
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Post by Goatkiller666 »

THIS is how real geeks raise their children.

The fact that you're saying you don't have time to game just proves that you're not a real geek.
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Post by Annalysei »

Goatkiller666 wrote:THIS is how real geeks raise their children.

The fact that you're saying you don't have time to game just proves that you're not a real geek.
Well, I guess I'm not a real geek. I like my kids, you know, alive.
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