So the rumours are all true, Craig?...

[Earthfriend]

…Yes that’s right, Christie! But more on that story, after the break!

Ads…always with the ads! Is this what my life has become? Sitting here, on my ass, being sold to in my own home, while I do…nothing

...Short on time? Breakfast a luxury you can’t afford? Well, now you don’t have to sacrifice your health, just to get to the office 5 minutes ahead of the other guy. New Get Going, now with twice as much sugar…

Yeah, right. Like I get out of bed early enough to have breakfast.

...Next, on the new season of Gangland Apprentice, Josh finally makes his decision; which of his fellow hopefuls will he shoot, to insure himself a place in the final Cadillac…

I swear, television is eating my brain. Literally, piece by piece. And yet, I can’t seem to drag myself away. When did getting off the couch get so damn difficult? In the words of Elijah Bailey, Jehosaphat! Thank Gaia for the remote…

They are out there. Cold. Frightened. Lonely. And for more than 3 million people each year, we’re there for them. With Comfort. Food. Shelter. Understanding. And it’s only through your donation that...

Why, oh why do they put the ads on at the same time? I mean, they are doing it on purpose, right? It is a conspiracy, isn’t it? I mean, either I'm narcissistic beyond belief, or the universe is now actually conspiring to throw me off the couch…

..So effectively, what your saying is, now that the economy has started to go bad, those "Environmentalists" might just have to wait, because unless the world economy is stable, the world is in far more danger from wars and unrestricted resource abuse...Yes, that is what I’m saying Kent...And that you propose that the leaders of the G8 countries fund an organisation to monitor and control all resource use within their spheres of influence, effectively nearly the whole globe...That’s right Kent...And you propose that you should be made Director of this supra-organisation, as it’s being dubbed... Yes, Kent, and I’ll tell you why…

Okay, now that’s just boring. If they can’t see we’re all going down together, then hey, maybe we should go down. The rest of the planet would certainly thank us for it. But screw that. I say, we put me in charge of a firing squad and give me access to every single politician …Okay, deep breath, better. I say we put me in charge of saving the planet. I know exactly what we should do. It’s simple: if you take out more than you put in, eventually, you’re gonna come up empty. I could make the world happy…but not till after Witchita Lawyer, it’s a two-parter…

I’ve got five hungry mouths to feed when I come home from work. The last thing I get – time to myself. That’s why I took up smoking..

What? That’s not an ad

Yes, the little treasures know, that when Mummy is having her special time…

Oh. Of course, Comedy show. Still bored.

Want longer lasting, better sex?

Oh Christ, not this ad! That’s it, I am getting up! Damn you Television! Damn you to Hades!!! Arrrgh! Whoa…I'm up. Headspins. Right, now where was that pen and paper. Actually no, I’ll use the computer…[/i]

[Earthfriend]

If I should have had any warnings for the language and profanity used above, i apologise. I judged it to be acceptable, and it's my fault if it's not.

I...don't know what this is. But returning to the Watch inspired me to write it, so the Watch is where it goes. I wonder if I'm here for the Chronicles, or for the therapy.

Oh, and giving up the Emoticons - not as easier as I thought it would be, lol.