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The funniest thing Ive ever heard.

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My father is retired now, and occasionally needs my help , and that of my siblings working on projects around his home. We make a family event out of it, usually we split up each taking a specific job in order to accomplish as much as possible, and then get together at the end of the day for a big meal. So any ways on this particular day I drew the task of patching the garage roof, and directly below the eaves of this roof my sister in law is weeding in my fathers garden. Now we are all going about our buisness , drinking a little bit, and listening to the local classic rock station, and the day is stretching on into late afternoon when suddenly I hear the funniest thing Ive ever heard. From over the edge of the roof I hear my brother's wife exclaim in disgust "Oh my God, Lola was a man!"[/b]
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:LOLS: :haha: Yup, that's pretty hysterical!
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Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
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Post by drew »

Its almost cute when people don't realize that after the first time they heard the song.

It's like guys who find RuPaul hot!!
I thought you were a ripe grape
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Good one...you didn't fall off the roof, I hope.
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Post by Cheval »

I've heard a co-worker say almost the same thing about "Lola".
Then later we all laughed harder when we had to explain to him
about the real meaning behind AC/DC's song "Big Balls".
THAT had us rolling on the ground. (He was so-o-o-o disgusted that the radio wound play that song!)
Can't wait 'til he hears "Big 10-inch" from Aerosmith!
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(For those who do not know, "Big Balls" is about Ballroom parties and "Big-10 inch" is about a 10 inch record.)
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