LESSER KNOWN STAFFS of power

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:58 pm

Staff of Laff'n Taff: children's candy with jokes printed on the wrapper, available at the Revelstone Gift Shop.

Staff of Giraffe: An African mammal tried to swallow an Old Lord' staff, and it got stuck in its throat. That's why they look like that.

Post by **ninjaboy** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:23 pm

Staff of Laugh - causes all who opppose the bearer to have fits of laughter..
Staff of Narf - The staff Pinky made while Brain took over the world

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:37 am

Staff of Revenge

Beware to those who crossed the wielder of this stick!

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:57 am

The Staff of River Crossings

was never a very popular staff as it measured 60ft long weighed half a ton and took 30 Stonedowners to carry.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:46 am

The Ugly Staff

Inhabitants of the Land beat their babies with this Staff, in order to provide thier children with "character" when they get older.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:10 pm

The Staff of Agreed Upon Conditions

This was Berek's practice staff.

Post by **Ur Dead** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:14 am

Shuram Gudatetris wrote:The Ugly Staff

Inhabitants of the Land beat their babies with this Staff, in order to provide thier children with "character" when they get older.

Aquired by getting a piece from:
"The One Ugly Tree"
Which guarded by the most ugliest person on the planet
which is an extention of the Worm at Uglys End.
and radiates the most Uglypower.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:25 pm

The Disco Staff:

Lady Gaga wants to take a ride on mine.

Post by **Holsety** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:22 pm

High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]

Also known as strap on love.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:22 am

The Staff of Low -- Was once very powerful around the clock, but now trapped in Limbo rock.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:26 am

The Staff of Lou -- they all work with him at WJM (anyone remember the Mary Tyler Moore show?)

Post by **Sherman Landlearner** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:02 am

The One Staff -The wielder was too cheap to buy two.

Post by **Holsety** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:11 pm

The Staff of Lamb: also known as the shepherd's crook
The Staff of Lamb Chop's Play Along: People involved in the creation of the hit kid's show.

Post by **peter** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:34 am

The Staff of British Airways. Bastards!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:12 pm

The Staff of Awwwww -- summons fuzzy bunnies that cavort with kittens and puppies.

The Staff of Ewwwww -- drops safes and anvils from the sky in direct opposition of the above cuteness.

Post by **Holsety** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:13 pm

The Staff of Awl: A staff that is more like a spear than a staff

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:28 pm

The Staff of Maw - summons Cthulhu. Only works once.

Post by **Vraith** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:32 pm

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:The Staff of Maw - summons Cthulhu. Only works once.

Heh...but it only needs too.

Staff of Staves. Among other things, makes Choir, Orchestra and Piano for 4 hands much simpler to organize and perform

Post by **Sherman Landlearner** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:55 pm

Staff of Curves. More a wooden circle than a staff, but...

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:48 am

The Staff of Gaw - reddens the necks of all who wield it.

The Staff of Shah - obscure Hindu porno novel

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