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If need be, this could go to Mallorys

400 Blows
The Beastmaster
Up
Lord of the Rings
Little Miss Sunshine
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner
Kiki's Delivery Service
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
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Snatch
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Kick Ass
Iron Man
American Gigolo
Where the Wild Things Are
Blow
Heat
Die Hard
The Postman
Footloose
Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
Blue Thunder
Jackie Brown
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Godfather II - Electric Boogaloo
Hercules in New York
Supergirl
Superman IV - The Quest for Piece
The Punisher
Hulk
Kiss of the Spider Woman
The Black Hole
Turner and Hooch
Moonwalker
Dirty Dancing
Waterworld
Sheena, Queen of the Jungle
My Stepmother is an Alien
Choke
Passion of the Christ
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The Dirty Dozen
Jersey Girl
Swingers
Naked Lunch
Pecker
Dick

And this thread.
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
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Naked Gun
Dr. Strangelove
Twins
Big
Octopussy
Free Willy
Toy Story
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Ahahaha. Top man.

Striptease

Long Way Down

Sin City I and (soon) II

The Vagina Monologues (I know it's a play :) )

Mystery of the Peach

Rocky IV

Romancing the Stone

Lethal Weapon 4

Home Alone 4

Beauty and the Beast

Fantasia (think about it)

City of Men

Boogeyman 3

A Family Affair

Love Finds Andy Hardy

Andy Hardy Meets Debutante

The Ring 2

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
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Electric Wizard - Black Butterfly
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DukkhaWaynhim wrote: Godfather II - Electric Boogaloo
Man I loved this movie! The Corleone's owned the break dance scene back in the day!
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A Shot in the Dark
By Dawn's Early Light
Pale Rider
Hot Fuzz
12 O'Clock High
Time After Time
The Thing
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Sudden Impact
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Stone Magnet wrote: Mystery of the Peach
And for that matter, James and the Giant Peach.
A friend suggested 3 Men & A Baby, but that's in really bad taste, so I'm not posting it.
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Clash of the Titans
Whore
White
The Big Lebowksi
Flash Gordon
Jumpin Jack Flash
Jack
Sleepy Hollow
The Sweetest Thing
King Kong
The Little Mermaid
Deep Impact
Armageddon
Lady and the Tramp
Sins of the Father
Pretty in Pink
Lean on Me
Broken Arrow
Red Dawn
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Cagliostro wrote: A friend suggested 3 Men & A Baby, but that's in really bad taste, so I'm not posting it.
Ah...but you just did! :twisted: Muhaha...
Deep Impact
Damn...beat me to it.

White Chicks
Wild Hogs
Let's Go To Prison
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist
Sex Drive
Black Christmas
Hancock

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I thought this was apropos.

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Mein gott! Is that really the tag line for that film? Ughhh...
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Fist of Fury
Enter the Dragon
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Cagliostro wrote:Mein gott! Is that really the tag line for that film? Ughhh...
(It's not just the tag-line ... consider the positions of the bears in the picture ... and then wonder what the smiles are for ... ) It seems accidental to me. But I think that one's gotta get into the all time advertising mistake hall of fame, right up there with Bite the Wax Tadpole.
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When I was a teen, we used to do this with hymns at church and try to keep from totally losing it.

It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

O Sacred Head, Now Wounded

O Come, All Ye Faithful

Ah, hell, I can't remember them all; But there were a lot of them something like "Come Like a Fountain" and "Jesus Lifted my Sword" or something and I think there was even one about loving sheep or something.

Laughing that hard and trying to hold in the sound- man those were fun times.
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James and the Giant Peach.
Kung Fu Hustle
Band of Brothers
Wide Eyed Stupid
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Eighteen, Asian and Anal.

Oh Wait, I think thats a real porn.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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