Is it the look in your eye, or is it these dancing jews?
- Bruno Mars, "Marry You"
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There is actually a whole website devoted to this somewhere, and a word: mondegreens. The name came from some Scottish ballad where "They have killed sir something somebody and laid him on the green", which came to be oft-repeated as "they have killed sir something somebody and Lady Mondegreen."
But it's fun to share your own!
But it's fun to share your own!
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
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I put a smell on you ~ howlin wolf
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
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have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Murrin wrote:Baby I can see you hang low,
Baby I can see your wang.
- Beyonce
My brother in law used to sing "Hey, Venus..." but starting the name of the goddess with a "p"...
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Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
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I've got a match, you're embracing my collapse - They Might Be Giants
The line actually reads, "I've got a match, your embrace and my collapse." It's a subtle difference, but I find my mistake a bit more poetic.
The line actually reads, "I've got a match, your embrace and my collapse." It's a subtle difference, but I find my mistake a bit more poetic.
Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
I like the TV commercial that has different people singing their versions of Elton John's "Rocket Man".
Very funny.
Very funny.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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From the Welcome Back Kotter theme song:
"We tease him a lot 'cause he got in mama's spot, welcome back."
This is what I always thought it was until semi-recently when I questioned it and realized it was "we've got him on the spot."
"We tease him a lot 'cause he got in mama's spot, welcome back."
This is what I always thought it was until semi-recently when I questioned it and realized it was "we've got him on the spot."
Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
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I can taste all the sugars fingers in your ears
(Hollies, I'm alive - just found out after all these years that it is actually: I can taste all the sugar sweetness in your kiss!)
(Hollies, I'm alive - just found out after all these years that it is actually: I can taste all the sugar sweetness in your kiss!)
I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order!
"I must state plainly, Linden, that you have become wondrous in my sight."
"I must state plainly, Linden, that you have become wondrous in my sight."