Miss Quote's Thread

[Linna Heartbooger]

hmmm.

Is it "wrong" to be "insensitive?"
and/or
Is it "insensitive" to by "wrong?"

Is this a rhetorical question, or one interested in dialogue?
(it's definitely one I've thought about much and I'd love to respond to)

And if so, here? Or is there a more appropriate place?

Because seriously, it's gonna be really difficult for me to come up with a funny and non-jerkish mis-quote to respond to it!!

[Linna Heartbooger]

I have too many armed robbery convictions to approve of plagiarism.

Really, man?
Which criminal were you plagiarizing?

The thing I really know is... Please please tell me you plagiarized different criminals for each robbery?

[Vraith]

I have too many armed robbery convictions to approve of plagiarism.

Really, man?
Which criminal were you plagiarizing?

The thing I really know is... Please please tell me you plagiarized different criminals for each robbery?

Well DDUUUUUUHHHHH!, Obviously I'm plagiarizing the ones who got caught, or I'd have less convictions. OTOH, it's really really hard to find manuals written by people who got away with it...they tend to shun publishing, and don't have public court transcripts. I'm caught between a knife and a bad word.

Anyway:

I think everyone who agrees with me is crazy

I hear ya, brother, I hear ya...no, really, get outta my head...

[Ananda]

Ananda, could you please read over my entry for the bad writing contest? I am worried that it is too risqué. I don't want to offend people who aren't as openminded as I am and I know you are one of the most conservative types here. If it starts to bother you, just stop reading and let me know.

Also, could you please fix this picture of Fabio I want to post with my story? He isn't wearing a shirt in it and I am worried about his exposed nipples offending Shan. You know what a prude she is! Don't tell her I said so, though- she really holds a grudge! Remember when someone said her wool wasn't glossy? And that person has never been seen again! Maybe just put a ribbon over his chest- something manly.

Linna, you were right to contact me over this. This section really was too much I fear:

Then the milkmaid reached for the young man's butter churner and began pumping on it as though her life depending on making this butter.

I found myself mesmerised by this passage and unable to concentrate on anything else all day and began daydreaming over getting a milkmaid costume. Might want to leave that bit out for all our sanity.

And I really understand you over Shaun. She is absolutely crazy. I remember when there were a picture of a sheered sheep posted and she sent me 40 messages telling me the picture was not appropriate. I said I didn't even post it and she said it was still my fault for encouraging it.

Here is your Fabio picture. I think the ribbons were a brilliant idea and he looks very masculine with them.

[Linna Heartbooger]

Awful, just awful, Ananda!

And you're one of the people who can get away with mis-quoting me that way!
I need to remember to NEVER challenge you to a mis-quote war.

I'm never gonna live down this rep on the Watch, I see...

[Ananda]

Awful, just awful, Ananda!

And you're one of the people who can get away with mis-quoting me that way!
I need to remember to NEVER challenge you to a mis-quote war.

I'm never gonna live down this rep on the Watch, I see...

[Ananda]

You win, Sarge. I'll start visting Mallorys and participate in the games. But, you need to keep your promise to mindlessly spam pictures in the roleplay threads like you do everywhere else because I love it. Also, you looked really handsome in that Beard thread picture you posted of yourself.

Don't worry. I will spam the roleplay threads every day from now on at your request. Just let Avatar know it was your idea because I'm scared of him. And thanks for the beard picture comment. I do look rather handsome in it. I semi regret posting it, though. Since I put it up, Zorm has been sending me about 20 flirty messages a day so far. She keeps inviting me to her sauna so she can braid my beard. Shaun has been messaging me, too, but not as obsessively. But maybe her messages are stranger. All of them include a picture of a sheared sheep!

[Linna Heartbooger]

Don't worry. I will spam the roleplay threads every day from now on at your request.

Thank you, Sarge!
I just hope you still have time to keep up with "The ABC's of Recipes" and "The 'Use an Ingredient' Game" threads in The Galley, too!
Can't miss those!

[Frostheart Grueburn]

Yesterday my hubby got me a very cute My Little Pony -inscribed ipod!!! OMG, it was so kawaii sugoi that I rushed to see every episode I could find on Youtube and I'm so totally hooked on this thing right now! I stayed awake all night browsing for the rare 80's toys on Ebay and won an auction that includes several thousands of these oh so wonderfully pink plastic ponies!



The lot and its shipping's going to cost us well over ten thousand dollars, but I think my hubby'll be ever so delighted when he finds out we can fill a whole room and maybe even a spare one with these! Maybe we'll put some above the front door also!

Congratulations Ananda!!

Congrats from me too, but I'm soo jealous!!!! I have all these baby animals around my estate but I've always wanted to have a My Little Pony -themed room too!

EDIT:
I think I'm going to attend BronyCon 2012 and cosplay my favorite character. Wish me luck!! I'll be busy for the next few months making my cool costume!

[deer of the dawn]

Lol!!! I actually have a funny story about Little Ponies. A woman home-schooled her kids and the girls went through a Pony craze, and being thrifty she went to yard sales and bought every one she could find. Since they were passe at that point she would get them for 25 cents or less. So they had lots and lots.

One day her 14 year old son disappeared for hours and came down for lunch. Mom was like, whatcha been doing? Playing ponies, was the response. She's like, uh really? So he took her up to the playroom. He had been studying warfare and strategy. Since there were lots of ponies, he used them to set up this very complicated battle, with flanks and vans and all that warfare stuff. It was very impressive and well-thought out, but who would have thought it.

[sgt.null]

Bumped for Null:

Do solicit donations in the forums.

The admins will use their indiscretion to encourage any gains made from Null's spamming.

Wow...who knew...twisted:

--A

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

Oh, David Bowie, thank you

...
Pants magic, pants
...

Some lovely singing) Thanks for starting the exchange on this topic

Almost noting changed actully From the Mallory's Ad thread in Gen Disc

[deer of the dawn]

Some lovely singing) Thanks for starting the exchange on this topic

Almost noting changed actully From the Mallory's Ad thread in Gen Disc

Not nearly as good as this, or even better this! That's true art.

[sgt.null]

peter - check out Null's Mallorys. And it's for games, right, but not the amusing kind. They are all senseless. none are based on logic or creativity provoking thought as all.

Avatar, I think you should judge Mallory's based on the ABC games and their wretched like. Why can't you find more thought-provoking ones there?

But I certainly agree on the point about about staying here. I also came here because of the Clowns, but stayed because of the people.

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

No-no, Sarge, you got it close, but it had to be

peter - check out Mallorys's Null. And it's for games, right, but not the amusing kind, for what is funny for one, is sad for another. They are all senseless, because isn't everything in life senseless? As well as none are based on logic or creativity or provoking thought as nothing is new under the moon and human logic is futile.

Avatar, I think you should judge Mallory's based on the ABC games and their wretched like. Why can't you find more thought-provoking ones there? Perhaps because you don't look, Confucius said, “The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.” - turns out to find something without looking for it is at least not much easier.

But I certainly agree on the point about about staying here. I also came here because I'm a Clown, but stayed because I'm somewhat a human as well, or at least appear to be.

And I hope you didn't take too close to the heart the things I said about serious games - I myself like both, but i doubt Av may be interested in the ABC's, though I doubt he may be interested in any others here as well, but that was a more likely attempt. I don't mind you taking David Bowie's pants close to the heart though

[deer of the dawn]

And I hope you didn't take too close to the heart the things I said about serious games - I myself like both, but i doubt Av may be interested in the ABC's, though I doubt he may be interested in any others here as well, but that was a more likely attempt. I don't mind you taking David Bowie's pants close to the heart though

*visualizes Null in spandex leggings pulled up high enough to qualify as "so close to the heart"*

[Ananda]

I can't believe you posted what I said about wanting to braid Sgt.Nulls beard hair in a sauna! That was uncalled for- I told you that in our private Hairy Men fetish forum that Menolly moderates! This is unbelievable. Next you are going to tell them about the stories I've posted about my fantasies regarding dwarves and how I'd like to have about a dozen hairy dwarves rubbing me all over with moose fat (although, at least I am not alone in that since Deer did a Good Post on that one for me.)

I'm sorry about exposing your beard braiding fetish. I wasn't thinking clearly. I won't say anything about the dwarves because I know you could talk about all my goat posts.

[sgt.null]

Einstein's theory is that the Dennis R Wood mutated into Null in response to the overblown seriousness of the Tank and that if you look at Sarge's posting pattern it will be directly related to the hot air being generated there.

(According to this theory Avatar is actually Cail and is relentless in his pursuit of Sarge's incorrigible frivolousness )

Like Sgt.Kafka, I always like it when Sarge has done his thing in Mallory, it means my inbox is full and all is well with the world. Thanks, Sarge!

u.

[Frostheart Grueburn]

Jävlar, jag visste att jag skulle vara död efter dessa ponies.


Deer:

[sgt.null]

HEY! are we cheering cuz Null is right yet again? I only wish I could prove him even accidently rong in the tiniest of ways.