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wayfriend wrote: It's just you. Anyone with a discerning eye for bad art recognizes green plumes of steam when they see them.
So what is that in all sooth? Radioactive IllSnow melting?
If that's what you think it is, then thank you, as you have validated how badly illustrated my context entry is.
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My strongbox of words gapes empty. Well, at one point I did wonder whether Foulgubben had laden the vile sled of loathsome despite with his own poop...
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Frostheart Grueburn wrote:
wayfriend wrote:
Frostheart Grueburn wrote: So what is that in all sooth? Radioactive IllSnow melting?
If that's what you think it is, then thank you, as you have validated how badly illustrated my context entry is.
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My strongbox of words gapes empty. Well, at one point I did wonder whether Foulgubben had laden the vile sled of loathsome despite with his own poop...
His very own personal Ritual of Desecration...
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michaelm wrote:
Frostheart Grueburn wrote:
wayfriend wrote: If that's what you think it is, then thank you, as you have validated how badly illustrated my context entry is.
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My strongbox of words gapes empty. Well, at one point I did wonder whether Foulgubben had laden the vile sled of loathsome despite with his own poop...
His very own personal Ritual of Desecration...
That would be "Ritual of Defecation", no?
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Oddly enough, my entry also depicts a classic scene of Ur-viles caroling.

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Just in case it isn't obvious, that expertly rendered crayon stick figure is High Lord Loric. History does not note whether Loric was having a bad day, or if he simply didn't appreciate the finer points of Ur-vile harmonies, but what happened next was a tad ... graphic, and explains both why Ur-viles no longer go caroling, and how Loric came to be known as Vilesilencer.

(And yes, that is a Halloween template since I can't actually draw an Ur-vile.)

Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?


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Sorus wrote:Oddly enough, my entry also depicts a classic scene of Ur-viles caroling.

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Just in case it isn't obvious, that expertly rendered crayon stick figure is High Lord Loric. History does not note whether Loric was having a bad day, or if he simply didn't appreciate the finer points of Ur-vile harmonies, but what happened next was a tad ... graphic, and explains both why Ur-viles no longer go caroling, and how Loric came to be known as Vilesilencer.

(And yes, that is a Halloween template since I can't actually draw an Ur-vile.)
I can't see anything. Sounds interesting though.
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Mine was apparently bad enough to break Photobucket.

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Ooooh new masterpieces! Having trouble reading the text in Vizidor's one, though. I'm sure Ananda's getting her panties wet over that handsome ur-vile! Such muscle tone!
Sorus wrote:Mine was apparently bad enough to break Photobucket.
Can you re-upload it elsewhere (even DeviantArt's sta.sh works for these)? Photobucket seems to be a dinosaur hailing from last decade and which has a tendency to resize everything for microscopic displays anyway...

I'll try to see if I can draw one as well ere the deadline, now that I've left civilization behind and journeyed back to Barbarialand.
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It would be anticlimactic. It's a stick figure yelling at clipart.

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Sorus wrote:It would be anticlimactic. It's a stick figure yelling at clipart.
Post it. ;) The Swordmainnir demand it!

Furthermore, I come bearing this vital announcement: I shall extend the deadline to the Chinese Newyears, which appears to be 19.2. This unrefusable request from Effy; thus let the newyears-themed masterpieces flow in as well!
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Got carried away. And cannot unhear/unsee/unsmell Effy's "cute" comment. |x
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The bats are cute, but the zombie bear-thing more than cancels them out.

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Post by Linna Heartbooger »

Frosty- in case you didn't get Vizidor's text yet, it is:
Vizidor wrote:I'm dreaming of a black Christmas,
just like the Grims I used to know...

..May your days be dismal and dark.
And may all.. your... Christmases be black.
...He's supposed to be an Ur-Vile Bing Crosby singing a parody of "I'm dreaming of a White Christmas."
(I grew up on that song each Christmas. And at other times in the year when we watched the movie.)
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Deadline approaches! Forget not to submit your last-second übermench creations!
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Sliiightly haven't finished getting it to its best (worst?) and I'd like it all done - intending to finish and post quite soon.
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Thus I shall decree an Effy extension.
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And here it is... sorry for the delays. Not sure if he looks Foul enough, so it will be interesting to hear some comments, if possible. At least I hope this all looks bad enough :)

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It radiates sheer foulness (in particular with that person in said role...). XD Does that compliment it enough? I like his ribbony beard-do. What's the teeny tiny owly figure nigh his hand? XD

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Who can we vote for? By which I mean, is "Naughty? ... or Naughty?" one of the contest entries?
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