Why is this forum called In pursuit of Mallory?

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:39 pm

aTOMiC wrote:Actually the reason this forum is called In Pursuit of Mallory is because Dreamworks was taken.

This is my new favorite conspiracy theory!

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:20 pm

I dunno *shrugs*

.. if Im not mistaken

the forum was dubbed 'In Pursuit of Mallory' because the only other contenders in the running were Welsh inspired:

'In Pursuit of LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoGOCH' forum ...

.. which was agreed was a tad gratuitous and potentially too arduous for Siri to accurately replicate and ... of course the ever popular other contender under consideration ....

'In Pursuit of the Bartyflartbast was considered but had been copyrighted by Ron Hubbard (and as he is now resident of an alien planet - legal cautioned the Watch against using it.

*for reals*

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 5:56 pm

Skyweir wrote:I dunno *shrugs*

.. if Im not mistaken the forum was dubbed 'In Pursuit of Mallory' because the only other contenders in the running were Welsh inspired:

'In Pursuit of LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoGOCH' forum ...

.. which was agreed was a tad gratuitous and potentially too arduous for Siri to accurately replicate and ... of course the ever popular other contender under consideration ....

'In Pursuit of the Bartyflartbast was considered but had been copyrighted by Ron Hubbard (and as he is now resident of an alien planet - legal cautioned the Watch against using it.

*for reals*

Okay, now this is my new, NEW favorite conspiracy theory!

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:38 am

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:07 am

"Why is this form called In pursuit of Mallory?"

Because calling it "In pursuit of Foolishness" would just shame too many of us.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:37 am

Why is this ....

Because one day, a very long time ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth and faeries were not creatures of myth, but lived freely among the denizens of the land, a great storm came upon the land blowing great gusts of wind hither and thither. One faerie names Mallory was lost to the land. The king of that land, a strange but comely fellow named TOM of the ic clan, raised a standard high calling on the fealty of the inhabitants to leave their homes to join him in search of poorly Mallory. He and his possy have been searching ever since.... even to this very day his call can be heard, in pursuit of Mallory.

Truth be known however, that Mallory is a despicable little turd

who enjoys the attention and craves the pursuit, always staying a few steps ahead of his pursuers.

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:00 pm

Lol skyweir good one.

Or how about this:
On the eighth day after the Almighty had rested he created Mallory. But because the writing of this was lost after Eve partook of the apple Man has been pursuing Mallory ever since.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:57 am

haha nice

Mallory is not a person as many mistakenly suppose, Mallory is pure pleasure, perfect happiness, true joy .....

Throughout all the ages of time man has sought Mallory .. some have found Mallory but most have not ..

This is a thread established in homage to all things perfect and true, beautiful and pleasurable .. as we all in our several journeys seek Mallory

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:52 pm

It was really supposed to be named in pursuit of Mall or Y but some fingers were too quick on the draw and put it all in one word.

Now you ask why would it be called in pursuit of Mall or Y? Welll..... in simple mathematics when you are searching for a mall or an unknown variable you pursue Mall or Y. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:29 am

Post by **samrw3** » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:07 pm

ATTENTION this just in after I kidnapped Mr. Donaldson and tortured him with all my bad ideas of a fourth Chronicles he finally confessed that SWMNBN name is Mallory. But shhhhh don't tell anyone because the world mIght....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:51 am

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:16 pm

samrw3 wrote:ATTENTION this just in after I kidnapped Mr. Donaldson and tortured him with all my bad ideas of a fourth Chronicles he finally confessed that SWMNBN name is Mallory. But shhhhh don't tell anyone because the world mIght....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I think this is my new, NEW, favorite conspiracy theory!

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:13 am

I got nothing

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:50 pm

"Why is this forum called In pursuit of Mallory?"

Because Vain confessed that he liked it that way:

Vain wrote:It was the fruit of my not too fertile imagination I fear. I meant it as Mallory's Bar in the Gap series, and the pursuit was supposed to resemble a game? (like Trivial Pursuit)

Any suggestions for a better name will be appreciated

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:44 pm

Cord..Cord....Cord tsk tsk...you should know by now that Kevin's Watch is no place for the truth and correct answers.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:47 am

samrw3 wrote:Cord..Cord....Cord tsk tsk...you should know by now that Kevin's Watch is no place for the truth and correct answers.

You're right, of course, samrw3! Maybe the reason this forum is called "In pursuit of Mallory" is because it sounded like a more hopeful quest than if it were entitled, "in pursuit of Unicorns"...hope that makes amends just a bit.

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:45 pm

Cord Hurn wrote: Maybe the reason this forum is called "In pursuit of Mallory" is because it sounded like a more hopeful quest than if it were entitled, "in pursuit of Unicorns"...hope that makes amends just a bit.

Ahhhh the universe is back in alignment.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:52 pm

Thank goodness!

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:24 pm

Hahaha but if only that were true lol

Everybody knows the forum is titled In Pursuit of Mallory because its in fact a police call sign .. meaning of course .. high speed frog chase. Which on any normal day would be a municipality concern but once every four years, each leap year, the police must pick up the slack and pursue frogs jumping at phenomenally high speeds.. which as you would expect is a treacherous traffic hazard