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THOOLAH Forever!
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Oh, man, this thread is living up to its potential to amuse.

:LOLS:

Keep up the good work. :biggrin:



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Figures that the first thread in the new forum to go to a second page would be the damned THOOLAH thread. :evil:
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It's awesome. 8) :thumbsup:

:Hail: :Hail: :Hail:

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"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?

- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.



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If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
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Ananda wrote:If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
Yes, you do. Your country, hell even the U.S., gives special benefits to the mentally incompetent and/or disabled.
You might even get a prescription for a psychoactive to restore your sanity [or at least stabilize].
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Vraith wrote:
Ananda wrote:If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
Yes, you do. Your country, hell even the U.S., gives special benefits to the mentally incompetent and/or disabled.
You might even get a prescription for a psychoactive to restore your sanity [or at least stabilize].
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Vraith wrote:
Ananda wrote:If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
Yes, you do. Your country, hell even the U.S., gives special benefits to the mentally incompetent and/or disabled.
You might even get a prescription for a psychoactive to restore your sanity [or at least stabilize].
Shhhh.... I am trying to get free stuff from this rabble. I don't actually want to join the THOOLAHgans, but don't tell them!
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Beware Ananda... the all-seeing eye of THOOLAH cannot be hoodwinked.

You ask what you get by joining THOOLAH. How about companionship with all those of logical and right-minded thinking and automatic entry into the Kingdom of Heaven? Look for a second at your two other alternates...

Would you really throw your lot in with OPAL? Are you that much of a wimp that you dare not hold a conclusive opinion about anything? Is your favourite colour really an insipid and washed-out grey?

Or worst of all, would you honestly choose to associate with LA and spend your lifetime whining and weeping copiously as you venerate the truly loathsome and abhorrent Princess of Procrastination? The fact that you'd also spend the rest of your days smelling strongly of anchovies is a small disadvantage compared to your eventually being cast into eternal darkness with your fellow idolaters, forever fated to be forced to self-obsessively gaze into the depths of your own navel, cry incessantly and be too scared to achieve anything at all for the rest of time.

LA may have all the weak-willed, lily-livered, namby-pamby, bleeding-heart and fishy-smelling sentimentalists, but THOOLAH invariably hosts the most fun parties. An easy choice I'd say...
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:lol:
Nicely put, Fallen!
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Frostheart Grueburn wrote:Thanks to TheFallen and his beloved anchovies, I recalled the existence of this other anti-THOOLAH motivational poster (more powerful than Goth Linden). Something that I ought to repost on every one of these sordid threads...:twisted:

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I love the art Frosty. :D
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Thanks. :D
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Post by DrPaul »

It appears that THOOLAH members own a racehorse in Australia that won a race today (Sunday 17 May).

https://tatts.com/racing/2015/5/17/VR/7
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:lol:
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A fast horse isn't going to help them now.
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We all know that that horse soooo came came last! :twisted:

Why? Because it got about halfway into the race and then stopped, sat down and looked for its navel,
and when it found it, it spent endless hours obessively going over the first part of the race, listing its
motivations, what it had done wrong, why it had done those things wrong, what other horses had said to
it, emphasising the important things said by putting them in italics in its internal monologue, decided
to make some decisions, decided against making any decisions, prevaricated, procrastinated,
moaned, whinged and whin(nyi)ed.

Lindendoom!

What all members of THOOLAH feel whenever the Mistress of Whine appears in the Last Chrons :evil:

If only we could put that horse down and out of our misery! If only we could put it back in its stall
and shut the stable door! If only we could soak up that horsemilk and put an end to its endless tears!
If only we could change in midstream to a horse called Covenantboon!

Need I say anymore! :biggrin:

Oh, yes!

THOOLAH!!!

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Post by Menolly »

^what he said^

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Menolly, I thought you were OPAL?
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..
This.

I didn't want to be the first to say it, in case Menolly's account had been hacked! 8O

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*begins to draw her 9-foot steel glaive from its scabbard*
Ware, ye wee anti-fanboys.
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