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Next level gaming can only be done on properly equipped starship
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Oxygen depleting, cryo tanks needed
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Pong on the Gaming Dec is that-much-better when Federation supercomputers are keeping score.

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Questing engine is engaged
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Rut-Roh, Rorge. God finds your Futurist architectural hellscape a pox on the perfection of His cosmic skyline.

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untraviolet engines
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Viral Contagions need a warp-capable hatchery for the optimal sowing of targeted mayhem.

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world ending nuclear black holes
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Xploding all-the-things at the push of a button.

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yttrium enamas
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Zeppelins are thinkin' they're really all that. Wait'll they get a load of me.

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Aether lines are frozen over, time to deploy the antimatter wave
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Because He wanted one.
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Could it be cuz … oh, I don't know … Satan?!?

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Dilithium Crystals have mindbending properties when huffed through a galaxy-class godmobile.

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Elves — Elrond, Elnor, whaddever — got no place in His universe. Keep sharpening that sword. kid. Yer gonna need it.

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Firing at a moving target from a moving Starship is one of those mad skillz expected of a cutting-edge God.

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God injuredHis foot trying to lift Mount Everest and the most Holy High MD told Him to keep off His feet - thus the starship.
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Hamburgers are tastier when made from fresh-ground Tribble seared by house-slave Talaxians on the Federation's proprietary plasma-torch grills.

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Imus in the Morning broadcasts — wanly echoing off galactic detritus in remote cosmic backwaters — can still be captured by hypersensitive Starship antennae. Imus lives!

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