ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jun 19, 2021 4:56 am

Zoonotic zebra virus won’t transmit itself

god lives a good scourging lol

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:47 am

Auroras are fun to experience when you run a starship through them.

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Jul 14, 2021 11:53 am

Because God ULTIMATE PRIME (the God of all Gods) took away Gods teleport license after the whole centaur incident.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jul 15, 2021 2:18 am

Cuz can’t climb to the highest heights on foot ya know

Post by **Wosbald** » Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:02 am

+JMJ+

"Disco Inferno" burns that much hotter with fully charged phaser banks.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jul 17, 2021 8:53 am

Establishing a system of ecumenical patriarchy is far more impressively delivered if youve travelled the universe in a starship

Exceptional street cred

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 12:21 pm

For hanging out in rural galaxies where the most excitement can still be found in drag racing your fully equipped starship.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:19 am

Gaslighting other gods by travelling by hotter up

warp drive spaceship

and convincing them that is the only way divinities transit across the time, space continuum

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:43 am

He needs it because all the cool cars were already rented out for the weekend

Post by **Wosbald** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 5:28 pm

+JMJ+

Intaglioing his continent-sized initials — "G._.D." — into planetary crust is a breeze with a Constitution-class' precision weaponry.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:57 pm

Jalapeño championships rock in a starship ~ no jumping ship

separates the sub-deities from the real gods

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:46 pm

Kicking ass as a god requires that you always show up in style!

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:38 am

Long game right? God is all about the long game - a spaceship

helps to stay the distance

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 12:10 pm

More starships are always better when you are at a starship collectors guild.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:26 pm

Never enough is never enough - enough?

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:48 pm

Opinions are more likely to be heard when you have a wide array of starship weaponry

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 2:54 pm

Parsecs of space are passed by more comfortably in a starship, and any self-respecting God knows this!

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Aug 17, 2021 8:25 am

Quantumisation of the expanses is more readily accomplished by fleets of divine starships

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:28 pm

Ready Player God can only be accomplished by a starship

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Aug 19, 2021 11:10 am

Soggy bottom gods dry out more comfortably on cruisy constellation class starship … specially if they have orion slave girl dancers

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