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Universal Translators aren't needed when Photon Torpedos do the talking. Kerplow!

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Vicious vermin are less likely to take up residence on a star ship & god has quite enough to do without dealing with vermin and their shenanigans lol πŸ˜‚
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Wiseass Wesley's got a date with this Mirror-Universe Starship's agony booth. Thank you, Evil Kirk.

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Yella younguns need character building experiences for becoming gods ~ a starship is great training tool.
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Zima's only served on Babylon 5, and that's a long haul without warp-nine.

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All deities-in training require inter stellar star knowledge & experience and what better way to acquire mad skillz but on a starship.
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Wosbald wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 7:04 am +JMJ+

Universal Translators aren't needed when Photon Torpedos do the talking. Kerplow!

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Corbomite Maneuver practice.

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wow! Looks great πŸ‘Œ

Have you taken it for a spin and does this mean you might be a god? Or just a starship ensign?
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Directives of a prime caliber require god like divine oversight and therefore are by necessity subject to the aforementioned oversight
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Khaliban wrote: ↑ […]

(That's mine, by the way. The Enterprise model. I built it as a fan mod for Starfleet Command.)
Cool.

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Edo gotta learn that the howling spectacle of their ridiculous diapers ain't enough to turn the wrath of a God tired of them playin' grabass.

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Finding an inhabited planet: The cost of doin' business.

Finding it uninhabited three full-spread bombardments later: Priceless.

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lol :D

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Gooey Galloping Godly Goldilocks Holy Grail Universal Golf Tournaments 🏟️ aren’t good when not widely attended by the more gods the better!!
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Hit the thrusters!
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Ignoble though it may be, zapping a planet's sentient species back to the Stone Age is just-the-ticket for a God to get his groove back.

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just a minute, could God make a starship faster than his thought?
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Krypton's Last Son has to learn the hard way that this galaxy's only big enough for one God.

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Last call for alcohol fueled engines
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Manic Mondays are a li'l less manic when phasering prewarp civilizations gives a grumpy God reason to get outta bed.

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