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Something tells me accomplishing this goal is impossible. Like the feeling I get when I buy a lottery ticket.
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There's always next year
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Until I am proven wrong I continue to believe that reaching 1 million posts is impossible since the scientific method cannot validate that such a thing has even been achieved.
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Why we can't reach a million posts is beyond me. Don't we post a million posts a day? Oh wait that's Facebook. Nevermind.
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Extremely unlikely, but possibly, we could reach a million posts if only sargeant null would man up and do his bit for the Watch. Seeing as he's a king now. In fact, he could make his subjects do it for him. What good's being king if you can't order a few peasants around?
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You're not doing your best.
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Zebras. Zebras are keeping the more prolific posters of The Watch from contributing to the post count. Hard to believe but true.







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Agragog's demise still has some of the Watchers in mourning.
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Cagliostro wrote:Agragog's demise still has some of the Watchers in mourning.
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Before we are able to reach a million posts it will be necessary to post 999,999 posts says Captain Obvious.
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Can't post today -- gotta sort my sock drawer.
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Every one of our members would have to agree to participate and as far as I know we've never, ever agreed as a group on anything. Except maybe joining The Watch in the first place.
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First time I've heard of this. Would you please send me some info by email?
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Godzilla's recent attack has severely restricted our access to the internet. Here's hoping Gamera, Underdog and Santa Claus are able to drive him away so we can get back to spamming the Watch.
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I have too many other things to do these days.
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How can we be thinking of breaking the 1,000,000 post barrier when there are so many more important things to be concerned about like world peace and the price of chocolate?
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I'm not sure if I should be doing I or J, and that makes it difficult to keep a thread going. But we did make the goal. (And where did Ali vanish to?)

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Just because this thread is irrelevant now doesn't make it worthless.

Yeah, where is Ali?
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killing the chances, my not being here.
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