ABC Beard Prophecies

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:47 pm

Covenant's beard was described as prophetic. This is your chance to offer up some of the multitudinous ways TC's warned the humble denizens of the land, AND be a minuscule part of yet another dANdeLION home run thread!

OK, I'll start:
aTOMiC will post in this thread.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:30 am

Big, nasty things will happen on election day.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:59 am

dANdeLION wrote: aTOMiC will post in this thread.

The beard knows all.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:05 pm

dANdeLION wrote:
dANdeLION wrote: aTOMiC will post in this thread.

The beard knows all.

To be fair that one was like shooting fish in a barrel.

I predict the next poster will get this thread back on track.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:32 pm

Barrel or no barrel, the Beard feasts on fish.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:36 pm

I stand corrected. I now predict the NEXT poster will get this thread back on track.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:20 pm

The Beard has decreed that Mallorys is the only path to 3K.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:22 pm

Oh, and the Beard told me why my car won't start.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:23 pm

I filled the tank the night before.

Post by **aTOMiC2** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:58 pm

dANdeLION wrote:I filled the tank the night before.

Which is a giant bummer to be sure.

I predict someone will post a prediction after me (hopefully).

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:10 am

THE beard predicts there will be further predictions; though most will seem nonsensical.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:30 am

the Beard predicts the Return to Mallory's of the Prodigal Sergeant.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:47 am

...and there will be weeping, and gnashing of teeth.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:26 pm

The beard is unduly emotional

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 4:44 pm

The beard has no awareness of alphabetical order and therefore the beard predicts that the next poster may or may not begin their post with the letter %.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:21 pm

aTOMiC wrote:The beard is unduly emotional

This is Covenant's beard we're talking about here. Therefore, the Beard is borderline psychotic! You'd have to be a moron not to have realized that before now.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:28 pm

deer of the dawn wrote:The beard has no awareness of alphabetical order and therefore the beard predicts that the next poster may or may not begin their post with the letter %.

Not true. The Beard is not bound to the rules of petty mortals such as yourself. Go strain a gnat and swallow a camel (preferably unlit, for your own sake) elsewhere!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 11:14 am

Indeed I see not evidence that "The Beard" cares one whit about Alphabetical order or order of any kind.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:17 am

Alphabetical order is well and good for mortals, weo need to be kept in their places. The beard does as he will; I pity the fool who dares question him.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:09 pm

It is the beard who titled the thread "ABC Beard Prophecies". Covenant was forever imposing impossible strictures upon himself and others. The Beard predicts that all will fall short of the glory of the beard.

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