ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)

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Cale Case (born June 2, 1958)
is an American economist,
businessman, and politician
from Wyoming. A Republican,
Case has been a member of the
Wyoming State Senate since 1999.
From 1994 to 1998, he was a
member of the Wyoming House
of Representatives.
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Dinosaur Kale-poop is a pure, primal, prehistoric, fossilized, supercharged nutriment bomb.


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"E Kale the One" is 2013 single
and music video with music
composed by Dinesh Subasinghe.

The video was directed by Ranushka
Fernando, lyrics written by Christina
Fernando, and it featured vocalist
Charmika Sirimanne. The music video
has reached 1.4 million views on 'YouTube'.
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Fantasizing about rolling and grazing in deep, fertile fields of kale.
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Gaseous effluents lose their sweet savor and billowy expansivity sans heaping helpings of healthsome, bulky Kale.


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Husker du sa glemmer jag
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
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Incisors are primed for tearing into some kale today! :mrgreen:
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Jitters increase in direct proportion to dearth of Kale.

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"KaleKaleKale, glorious kale!!" goes forth the cry!
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Lecturing on Kale at the Cedric K. Throckmorton School for Advanced Kaleological Research is a truly culminative privilege of a lifetime's service to that enigmatic Green.


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Masticating kale in your greens keeps the blues away. It's been proven.
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Neti Pots filled with Kale-infused water is next-gen mad skills to level-up yer Kale-fu.


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ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)

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^Omigosh, she looks like she's enjoying that too much! :huh:
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Pearly drops of wisdom
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
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Quiche Florentine consumption can alleviate some of the KWS, but the spinach within can't quite match the awesomeness of kale.
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Roughage is rough when Kale ain't out-front smoothin' the pavement.

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Swallowing kale slickened by oil-&-vinegar dressing becomes a frequently distracting daydream when one is intensely in the throes of KWS.
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Talk about ...Unrhymed cadence
 in vers libre is built upon "organic
rhythm" or the rhythm of the speaking
voice with its necessity for breathing,
rather than upon a strict metrical system.
[26] For vers libre addresses the ear, not
the eye.[27] Vers libre is liberated from
traditional rules concerning meter, caesura,
and line end stopping.[28] Every syllable
pronounced is of nearly equal value but
is less strongly accented than in English;
being less intense requires less discipline
to mold the accents into the poem's rhythm.
[20] This new technique, as defined by Kahn,
consists of the denial of a regular number of
syllables as the basis for verification; the length
of the line is long and short, oscillating with
images used by the poet following the contours
of his or her thoughts and is free rather than regular.[29]
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Ululation is vastly improved with the lubricating uvulal emollients which only Kale provides.


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Victory, cried Kale
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
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