ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)

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Vulnerable and shy the moment my "kale-daddy" offered to walk all the way over to the kitchen, rinse a few leaves of kale for me, and bring them to me, whole, on a plate, sans vinaigrette.
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Wondering whether my Kale cosplay is fetishistically cultic.


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Xenophilia practices at your house typically involve the time-honored tradition of "passing the bowl of kale salad."
Because friends, family, neighbors and strangers - all MUST inherently understand what a gift and an intended boon that is, right???
"People without hope not only don't write novels, but what is more to the point, they don't read them.
They don't take long looks at anything, because they lack the courage.
The way to despair is to refuse to have any kind of experience, and the novel, of course, is a way to have experience."
-Flannery O'Connor

"In spite of much that militates against quietness there are people who still read books. They are the people who keep me going."
-Elisabeth Elliot, Preface, "A Chance to Die: The Life and Legacy of Amy Carmichael"
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+JMJ+

Yellowed & molded, browned & olded, just can't say 'no' to Kale nohow.


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Wosbald wrote:+JMJ+

Wondering whether my Kale cosplay is fetishistically cultic.
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Zoning zoologically zenning for zzzzs ... umm kale 🥬
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At this stage, Kale is going off - but can we eek out the extremities just once more?
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Banal longing for that which is lost 😢 🥬 once live and yummy now not
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Combing Facebook to nonchalantly inquire about reintroducing Kale to my family's diet.


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Dietary restrictions arent always counter efficiencies .. not all are kale 🥬 fans
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E-vitamin deficiency might occur, disabling your ability to process vitamin K! :hairs: :crazy: 8O
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Frankly my dear I dont give a damn 🧐
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Gonna get my Kale ... "by any means necessary".


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Hell will freeze over before I let go of my Kale 🥬
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Inhale the Kale! :bounce03: :ahem:
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Just a moment; I'm trying to follow CH's admonition, but I am struggling to keep the Kale lit long enough for a decent inhalation.
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kill the kale thread please
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🎵 Lookin' for Kale in all the wrong places … 🎶🎵


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mods should kill the Kale thread
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Noobs are being deprived of Kale's organo-holistico-vitalogical nutriments.

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Offal, just offal.
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