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hahahahahaha, bloody'ell. love it. all right tisn't that funny, but all the same.All reviews should go like this. In Scotland we call people like this NEDs.
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actually it is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.XX
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I didn't get half-way through it yet, because I was laughing too hard to breath or see.
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ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The reviewer must be a graduate of the Maddox school of humour. He does make some good points, though. His movie concept is pretty clever, too. I wouldn't mind seeing it come to life.
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It is funny, but the language is on the raw side, so if that would bother you, be forwarned. :)
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Yeah, just a little raw! :LOLS: The over-the-topness of it all is what makes it so hilarious! Like that ninja site Foul has in his profile. That doesn't have the language, but it's still over-the-top.
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I hate to be a downer, but I thought the humor was rather banal and about what I would expect from someone in Middle School (although perhaps written better).
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I don't know, burgs. The concept is certainly Middle School inspired, but any concept can be done well, or poorly. I think this one is done well.
Even if you bring an iPod so you can listen to VH during the Elf parts you’ll take it off because...
:haha: Cracks me up!! :mrgreen:

And watch out for one nasty word in this one, folks Although it might be edited out? Looks that way when I preview, with **** instead of the F-word.
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LOL!
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burgs66 wrote:I hate to be a downer, but I thought the humor was rather banal and about what I would expect from someone in Middle School (although perhaps written better).
Me too. I must be to old in the head to appreciate it.
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burgs66 wrote:I hate to be a downer, but I thought the humor was rather banal and about what I would expect from someone in Middle School (although perhaps written better).
Come on; no one in middle school is cool enough to know who Travis Bickle is.
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That's a good point. It's still sophomoric as far as I'm concerned...but I can be a bit of a bore. :)
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It's sophomoric to me, too, but I think that was intentional. Uh, I think. It's not wise to analyze "Hobbit-Man: The King Returns" too much. heh.
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I know it's intentionally silly, but the constant usage of foul language…etc. Oh well. Different strokes. I’ll stick to Dave Barry. :)
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I just noticed the "elf chick with the bow" references! :LOLS: :haha:
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Haha, that was great.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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I just watched FotR. I cracked up the first time the elf chick with the bow was seen. :LOLS:
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you THINK you're funny...

...elf chick my arse... :evil:

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