The Truth about Batman and Robin

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The Truth about Batman and Robin

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So what Batman and Robin get up to when they wearing spandex and going cruising in a black convertible? I think this picture sheds some light on their relationship, and I can't say I'm totally surprised...

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Dang! 1st I make a naughty joke about San Francisco in Mallory's and then this! 8O I guess it's going to be that kinda day. Well all I can say is Bush let gay couples marry and keep your stinkin' nose out of their business!!!!
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Danlo, please stop harassing Mr. Bush. I assure you that as the president, Bush is minding his own business. Gay marriage is still illegal in the U.S., though there are several organizations looking to change that legally. Until that fact changes, then in all fairness you need to say that every American president has stood in the way of gay marriage, besause frankly, it's never been legal in America. So go ahaed and bash Kennedy, Clinton, Washington and Lincoln too. And no hurt PM's from you, either. You ought to know I love you by now; why else do I dress up like Robin and ride around in your black convertible?
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Mr. Bush needs all the harassing he can get--and I've bashed the others in their time (but I left Lincoln up to my great, great, great, great grandaunt Julia Dent Grant--and she bashed him alright! :wink: ) Bushhead is simply the bashee of the moment...
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danlo wrote:Mr. Bush needs all the harassing he can get--and I've bashed the others in their time (but I left Lincoln up to my great, great, great, great grandaunt Julia Dent Grant--and she bashed him alright! :wink: ) Bushhead is simply the bashee of the moment...
If she is indeed your relative, then you are related to my wife. No kidding.
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She is indeed my relation as is her brother John Dent who ran the trading post at Ft. Union NM--damm sucker beat me to New Mexico!!! :x (by about 120 years! :P )
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danlo wrote:Mr. Bush needs all the harassing he can get--and I've bashed the others in their time (but I left Lincoln up to my great, great, great, great grandaunt Julia Dent Grant--and she bashed him alright! :wink: ) Bushhead is simply the bashee of the moment...
You've got my support, Danlo. ;)
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I'm reminded of a legal battle. I wish I could remember if it was a real thing, or just a tv show. But there was a family in America who were descendents of a slave who was very artistic. He did a lot of paintings, which, of course, were taken by his owner, and passed down to his - the owner's - descendents. The slave's descendents were trying to sue for ownership of the paintings. The judge ruled that the paintings stay with the master's descendents, because slavery was legal when they were painted, so the owner did not break any laws when he passed them to his children.
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Sigh . . . the blindness of law . . .
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Post by Revan »

Danlo... You hate Bush as well! YAY! Finally something me and Danlo can agree on. :D It is a remarkable day. :D
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Danlo, my wife is indeed related to Julia, as well as Mary Dent, who was Lincoln's first wife, who went crazy after her first born died or something.
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
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er... ok
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Fist, that reminds me of "Bicentennial Man", except the family that owned Andrew set him up in such a way as he could keep the money from his art.
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


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Post by Revan »

Does this mean your related to Danlo dAN?
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Post by CovenantJr »

Well, frankly, the name dANlo gave it away :P
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LOL
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:roll: :P (ok, that's the new rule, then, you can't be related to Ulysees S. Grant unless you have dAN somewhere in your name ...
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What was this thread about again?
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Batman & Robin. THere has been some recent speculation that Batman is actually a 14 year old girl. I do not believe this to be true. I do know that the final Robin, as portrayed in "Dark Knight Returns" was a girl of about 14. I also know that a girl once played the role of Spiderman when Peter Parker was in 'retirement', but I don't know her exact age.
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


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dANdeLION wrote:Batman & Robin. THere has been some recent speculation that Batman is actually a 14 year old girl. I do not believe this to be true. I do know that the final Robin, as portrayed in "Dark Knight Returns" was a girl of about 14. I also know that a girl once played the role of Spiderman when Peter Parker was in 'retirement', but I don't know her exact age.
If what you say is true, dAN then Batman and Robin could have been a couple of teenage girls. They both disguised themselves very well indeed.
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