What's your favourite type of girl?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 11:32 am

Well?

Post by **Brinn** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:55 pm

I like 'em all! Always have, always will.

Post by **danlo** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:49 pm

What the Haruchai said!

Post by **matrixman** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:29 pm

We had our national election this past week and that was a tough vote. But that was peanuts compared with this tricky girl vote. I've made my choice, dANdeLION, but the choosing would have been far easier if 'Russian ladies' had been one of the options.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:32 pm

Before I answer, I need definitions for your girls types. I hate to enter into an arranged relationship without an explanation of the mechandise.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 5:24 pm

How can one NOT like any particular type of girl? There are no bad girls. (Not to be confused with Bad Girls, of which there aren't remotely enough.)
Girl
Female
Woman

Oh, what glorious words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And what does Chris Stevens have to say about it?

Well folks, I've just come back from my short cruise on the river of spiritual renewal. You might be wondering, were my goals met, did I have that transcendent moment, the epiphany? You bet I did. You know, we men, we're always booking out, we join armies, frat houses, baseball teams--in my case, a monastery--all to the exclusion of our fair sisters. I'll tell you something, in that segregated, celibate world of men, a divine hand reached down, grabbed me by the belt strap and gave a hard yank. And to whom did this awesome hand belong? Woman.

That’s right, Cicely, my metaphysical moment, my revelation, was this: for me, there can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.

O woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee
To temper man: we had been brutes without you:
Angels are painted fair, to look like you;
There’s in you all that we believe of heaven,
Amazing brightness, purity and truth,
Eternal joy, and everlasting love.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 11:19 pm

Fist and Faith wrote:And what does Chris Stevens have to say about it?
Well folks, I've just come back from my short cruise on the river of spiritual renewal. You might be wondering, were my goals met, did I have that transcendent moment, the epiphany? You bet I did. You know, we men, we're always booking out, we join armies, frat houses, baseball teams--in my case, a monastery--all to the exclusion of our fair sisters. I'll tell you something, in that segregated, celibate world of men, a divine hand reached down, grabbed me by the belt strap and gave a hard yank. And to whom did this awesome hand belong? Woman.

That’s right, Cicely, my metaphysical moment, my revelation, was this: for me, there can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.

O woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee
To temper man: we had been brutes without you:
Angels are painted fair, to look like you;
There’s in you all that we believe of heaven,
Amazing brightness, purity and truth,
Eternal joy, and everlasting love.

All of which basically amounts to

heh

I chose "all" as well

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:07 am

CovenantJr wrote:All of which basically amounts to heh

I chose "all" as well

*nods to CJ's wisdom*

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:44 am

My favorite type of girl is the kind that loves Star Trek as much as I do. Screams in my ear when the Bucs score a touchdown. Cooks the most amazing lasagna. Suprises me with her parenting wisdom. Brings in half the family bread and makes me feel like a happy man even when I can't see the good in life. My favorite type of girl is my wife. Pretty mushy but true. Given the catagories to choose from I'm not quite sure which one applies the most since she's all of them.

I'm sorry about bringing everyone's blood sugar level up.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:33 am

uuuummmmm.... Can I call your wife sometime??? Maybe just go out for coffee or something?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 3:10 pm

A Gunslinger wrote:Before I answer, I need definitions for your girls types. I hate to enter into an arranged relationship without an explanation of the mechandise.

I can give no explanations, but I will give examples.

Blue girls - Leper Fairy

Bug Girls (they don't cry) - Mrs. Wickham

Dutch girls - Dutchess

Speckle Girls - Emminburghemma

Angelic Girls - Furls Fire

Hot girls - Caamora (what's hotter than one of those?)

Mountain girls - Skyweir

All girls - All of the above, plus Infelice, Ms Mary, Myste, Durrin, etc.

Post by **Infelice** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 4:09 pm

TOM C wrote:My favorite type of girl is the kind that loves Star Trek as much as I do. Screams in my ear when the Bucs score a touchdown. Cooks the most amazing lasagna. Suprises me with her parenting wisdom. Brings in half the family bread and makes me feel like a happy man even when I can't see the good in life. My favorite type of girl is my wife. Pretty mushy but true. Given the catagories to choose from I'm not quite sure which one applies the most since she's all of them. I'm sorry about bringing everyone's blood sugar level up.

TOM , that is so sweet and so mushy. Its nice to see a guy who can recognise and appreciate the amazingly, multi talented, multifaceted woman, with whom he choose to share his life.

Post by **[Syl]** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:33 pm

Had to go with hot. My wife is Hellfire, after all.

Typically, though, I like a girl that's a challenge. I get bored pretty easily. Intelligence is the key, I'd say, but there's more than that. A bit ineffable. Cake did a pretty good job, though. So did Nerfherder

Smokin' good looks don't hurt, either.

Post by **Tranquil Hegemony** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:38 pm

Considering my track record with females, I'd just be happy with one that exists. And is female.

Jeff Murdoch wrote:Oh, she exists. She has tons of existence. I mean, not too much, she's not huge or anything. She's somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck.

Post by **Revan** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:35 am

These choices suck. Infelices' one were of better description.

Though they were about men... so... always a down side to everything...

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:17 am

dANdeLION wrote:
A Gunslinger wrote:Before I answer, I need definitions for your girls types. I hate to enter into an arranged relationship without an explanation of the mechandise.

I can give no explanations, but I will give examples.

Blue girls - Leper Fairy

Bug Girls (they don't cry) - Mrs. Wickham

Dutch girls - Dutchess

Speckle Girls - Emminburghemma

Angelic Girls - Furls Fire

Hot girls - Caamora (what's hotter than one of those?)

Mountain girls - Skyweir

All girls - All of the above, plus Infelice, Ms Mary, Myste, Durrin, etc.

In that case...ALL will suffice.

Post by **___** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:38 pm

I picked blue girls. That way our children will turn out turquoise....

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:58 pm

I was wondering why I was a blue girl and then CovJr explained it to me

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:05 pm

Heh, I have such depth of understanding.

And I've told you before, you get to call me by my real name - it feels too weird for you to call me by my Watch name. You know me far too well for that.

Post by **hierachy** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:09 pm

CovenantJr wrote:Heh, I have such depth of understanding.

And I've told you before, you get to call me by my real name - it feels too weird for you to call me by my Watch name. You know me far too well for that.

Can I call you Bob?

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

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