Lord Foul - Clothed in divine splendor... or stark naked?

Post by **Krilly** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:51 pm

Donaldson never really describes the Despiser's attire does he? Correct me if I'm wrong. So I was thinking the other day (for no particular reason might I add, because I do not hold some sort of fetish for fictional gods of evil) that Lord Foul may be nekkid!

I mean, is he swathed in nothing but his flowing beard? Or does he sport some bling bling Nike wear? First rate dramatic armor of destruction? Atleast maybe a simple robe or Fruit of the Loom?

Just something that has been bothering me...

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:55 pm

Perhaps we could run a poll -- Lord Foul -- tighty whities, boxers, or commando?

Post by **Krilly** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:58 pm

Hehe, nothing like throwing the world and Time itself into utter and complete despair all while in the comfort of smooth 100% cotton.

Post by **Byrn** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:39 pm

I know I would despair if I had to look at a portly guy in tighty whitey's that are way to small.

Post by **matrixman** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:34 pm

I think if Lord Foul did wear clothing, it would be impeccably tailored. It would just be another way for him to show scorn for the people of the Land. Foul to Covenant:

"Bah! Those fey and anile fools believe they dress better than I? Let them walk about in their feeble attire, hardly daring to dream that such perfection as my wardrobe exists! Their petty raiment is condign wear, for they themselves are fashion disasters like you, groveler! Heed my message well: for Drool Rockworm has found the Armani Stone, though he does not comprehend its terrible power. Before the end of seven seasons in the Land, I will have the command of all undergarments in my hand. Think on that, and be dismayed!"

Post by **ur-bane** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:42 pm

LMAO! Excellent, Matrixman. The Armani stone......<picks himself up off the floor to continue typing>.........

Post by **caamora** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:43 pm

Post by **Dromond** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:12 pm

He's dressed as Liberace, of course.

Don't you remember the Candelabra on the Illearth stone?

The bling-bling confused people of the land for millennia.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:52 pm

I agree with Matrixman.......Armani! Perhaps Ralph Lauren if he's feeling casual.

And very dry Martini's!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:01 am

I usually wear shorts and a Beatles T-shirt, for the record.

Post by **UrLord** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:08 am

Hmmm...I would think that Foul dresses similarly to Iron Chef's gourmet, Chairman Kaga:

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:26 am

That yellow pepper is just oozing despite... Yeah, I can't definately see Foul in something like that.

Post by **matrixman** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:50 am

It's the Illearth Pepper!! Run for your lives!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:04 pm

Lord Foul must be a bit of a scally...chav...townie...etc. I can see him in a Kappa shellsuit, a cap, and 12 lbs of imitation gold bling.

Or pyjamas. With a teddy bear on them.

Post by **Edinburghemma** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:25 pm

anything with flaps for midnight toilet visits.

Post by **danlo** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:41 pm

Post by **Furls Fire** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:08 pm

What I wanna know is....

boxers or briefs????

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:15 pm

Briefs. I tried boxers back in the day, didn't like them.

Post by **Krilly** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:34 pm

Hmm, what brand? Kevin Klein? Fruit of the Loam? Clingor for Men?

:LOLS:

Post by **Edinburghemma** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:58 pm

Cling film with duct tape plus an added pair of hockey socks for protection!

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Lord Foul - Clothed in divine splendor... or stark naked?

Lord Foul - Clothed in divine splendor... or stark naked?