Most Attractive Man?

[Frostheart Grueburn]

Ah, now the prospects seem brighter
A huge scoundrel and a Raver-fighter
Choices, choices, must I verily toss a dice?
At least broken bones become not the price!

Worry not, Io, rhythm I do not comprehend
The Gift of Tongues all matters does not mend
Syllables in Old Giantish ne’er cause one their hair to rend
English, an ur-vilish concept, Stone and Sea forfend!

Alas, the romp would soon end
With the fellow underneath flattened

I especially like that part, for it succinctly sums up why a Giantess must be especially selective...not for reason of snobbery, but for reason of altruism.

Thank you, proud Ranyhyn warder
Sooth, wayfiend’s health would stay safer
By ogling a Swordmain bikini calendar.