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"Yes, my name is Bill Cosby....can I buy you a drink?"
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"Is this seat taken?"
(While pointing at her butt)
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Are you an angle? 'Cause your a cute little thing, and got me feelin' all right...
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:LOLS:

If I said you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You said cheesy right?
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Are you as desperate and pathetic as I am?
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."


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:lol:

Hey you, have I seen you before somewhere?
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That's no moon...
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You look as cheap as this whiskey.
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Pfft

Youre the ONE that I want, oooh oooh oooh oooh 🎶
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Is your name Tripwire?
'Cause I fell for you.
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:haha:

Is that a mirror in your pocket, cos I can see myself in your pants 👖
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🎶 Are you the cup that I hold by the cheekbones
I pull you close and I drink you up 🎶
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You must be Jamaican cod Jamaican me crazy 😜😂
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**SMOOCH**

Wow! remember our first kiss I sure do 'cause it just happened!!

[my forgiveness to the Me too movement and political correctness, etc - I know this is not allowed, blah blah - but in this thread I think it is safe to say political correctness is thrown out the window] :lol:
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All good Samy ... gear down .. this thread absolutely isnt PC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


What has 28 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper. 8O :P
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Skyweir wrote:All good Samy ... gear down .. this thread absolutely isnt PC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


What has 28 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper. 8O :P
That one is good/funny! :biggrin:
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Tee her 😂 doesnt get cheesier than that 😂

Then this one is pretty cheesy 😛

Are you religious? Because youre the answer to all my prayers.
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Am I seeing double? Because you are twice as beautiful as anyone I have ever seen before!!
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For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
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Are you waiting for your boyfriend?
("No") - You want one?
("Yes") - Well, I'm here now... no waiting!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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