WOW ... have you seen that one work!!ChoChiyo wrote:Hey, baby, YOU are the lucky winner of the Win-a-Night-in-Paradise! Come with me to collect your prize.
Oh, and you and you and you are the runners up. Special prizes will be awarded to you in 1 hour and you in 2 1/2 hours and you early tomorrow morning.
Cheesy Pickup Lines
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He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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Him: Did it hurt?
Her: What?
Him: When you fell from Heaven?
I actually had a 13 year old use this on me recently. Sadly, it was the last time someone tried to pick me up....
That's it- 300 posts, now I can say goodnight!
Her: What?
Him: When you fell from Heaven?
I actually had a 13 year old use this on me recently. Sadly, it was the last time someone tried to pick me up....
That's it- 300 posts, now I can say goodnight!
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
I'm a cop... can you help me with some "under-covers" work?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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that's a very emotional t-shirt you're wearing
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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- DukkhaWaynhim
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"Can I call you sugar 'cause you sure look sweet!"
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
- TheFallen
- Master of Innominate Surquedry
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"You'd better get your coat... you've got lucky."
"Are you wearing reflective panties, because I can sure see myself in them."
Or there is the entirely pragmatic but sadly sociopathic approach...
"Excuse me, but do you think this handkerchief smells of chloroform?"
"Are you wearing reflective panties, because I can sure see myself in them."
Or there is the entirely pragmatic but sadly sociopathic approach...
"Excuse me, but do you think this handkerchief smells of chloroform?"
Newsflash: the word "irony" doesn't mean "a bit like iron"
Shockingly, some people have claimed that I'm egocentric... but hey, enough about them
"If you strike me down, I shall become far stronger than you can possibly imagine."
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I occasionally post things here because I am invariably correct on all matters, a thing which is educational for others less fortunate.
Shockingly, some people have claimed that I'm egocentric... but hey, enough about them
"If you strike me down, I shall become far stronger than you can possibly imagine."
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I occasionally post things here because I am invariably correct on all matters, a thing which is educational for others less fortunate.
- Cameraman Jenn
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This one worked for me recently:
"Wanna go make out on the front porch?"
the response to my question:
"OK"
"Wanna go make out on the front porch?"
the response to my question:
"OK"
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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