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Every online search has lead me to you
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I like me,
And you will too!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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:LOLS:

Youve been waiting for me your whole life 😉
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Oooh oooh

I am the answer to all your prayers 😉

I prolly heard it somewhere but it came to me and I thought ooh ooh I have another one 😂😂😂😂😂
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Can I see if you have the same secret as Victoria?
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MA-NA MA-NA!

(If they don't instinctively reply "duh-daa, duh-daa-duh" forget it. They're not human. Don't waste your time chatting them up.)
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:yeehaa: :whip: :bang: :snipe: :mgun: :rocket:

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:LOLS:


If you were a chicken, you would be im-peckable 🐓 .
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:LOLS:

Oh, that joke was christmas cracker good!

Speaking of such things:

Do you like christmas?
Well pull this, it's a cracker!
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I have picked myself to be your body guard...which parts do you want guarded?
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Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My word that's a fine shirtfull you have there
Would you like to accompany me back to my study?
I'd like to show you my etchings
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😬😬😬😬 the definition of cheesy

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless 😉😂😂😂
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I am a billionaire. The end.
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Your lips look so lonely 👄

Would they like to meet mine
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You look exactly like my next girlfriend!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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Cheval wrote:You look exactly like my next girlfriend!
So weird. I heard a comedian on the stand-up radio station use that line, and I was going to add that to this thread the next time I was here. So funny.
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If I were a transplant surgeon, I would give you my heart.
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If I were a more romantic man and didn't care for chocolate quite so much, I might just contemplate giving you my penultimate Rolo.
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:haha:

On a scale from 1 to 10, you are a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
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I want to be like your visa card Everywhere you want to be
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