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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! :roll:
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What until dAN finds this thread! whoo hoo!

That wasn't a pick up line.
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My personal favorite for guys:
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Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that ass!
I'd imagine it'd be particularly effective when walking up stairs behind someone. :lol: :twisted:
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Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost, anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost.
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"Oh, baby, tell me you have wings, cause I know I want to be touched by an angel..."
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"Let me guess; you're Italian. Hah? You're Jewish? Must be a Libra.....love your nails. Your place or mine?"
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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Here's one I saw on tv:

"You remind me of a parking ticket. You've got 'fine' written all over you"

*gag*
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Here's one that I personally like:

"How would you like to have an affair with a 35 year old married man?"

Strangely, though - it never works.....
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It's worked on me! Hellloooooooooo ;)
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dlb wrote:Here's one that I personally like:

"How would you like to have an affair with a 35 year old married man?"

Strangely, though - it never works.....
CovJr wrote:It's worked on me! Hellloooooooooo
Damnit! Why didn't I try that one?
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"You must work at a library, cause I've been checking you out." *gags* :P
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The Leper Fairy wrote:
dlb wrote:Here's one that I personally like:

"How would you like to have an affair with a 35 year old married man?"

Strangely, though - it never works.....
CovJr wrote:It's worked on me! Hellloooooooooo
Damnit! Why didn't I try that one?
You didn't need to ;) :twisted:
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danlo wrote:"You must work at a library, cause I've been checking you out." *gags* :P
ROFLMAO!!! brilliance!!!
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"Hi, me name is Clancy O'Malley. You look like you've some Irish in ya, lassie."

"No, I don't..."

"Do you want some, then?"

<pause, then Irish face gets slapped>
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"It may be short, but it's thin"
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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My friend Rich likes to go up to girls and say "Hi, I'm rich" :roll:
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(Using the name of a song title from "Stranger" band)
"There's a party in my pants, and you're invited"
(Usually the blank stares outnumber the face slaps)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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It's 4:19...
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"Hi my name's Cliff..... uh, can I drop over some time?"
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"Pursuant to Megan's law I'm required to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender."

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Very, very rude, but very funny.
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I must be an astronaut, because I'm approaching a heavenly body

From an old song: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

The unfinished line (because I don't say things like that...)
Noxious man to object of his lust: You can pet my puppy if I can........ (give you a hint, it's involving a cat synonym.)
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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