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I know you're busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?
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I wish we were at the library so I could check you out.
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Are you looking for someone with emotional intelligence who isn't a woman?
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Are you a cat because Im feline a connection between us
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Do you like my horn?

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:LOLS:

I was a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
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I'm behind you in the line, how do I get next to you?
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Are you religious? Cause youre the answer to all my prayers.
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(that^^^ kind of makes my skin crawl) :P

MacDonalds has served billions. I only want to serve you?
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At Laundromat: want to see my boxers tumble with your panties?
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:LOLS: Sammy and Deer .. pretty cringey 🀒

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž
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At a SRD convention: [man to woman] {warning rated PG13 :roll: } Do you want see something Giant?
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(after 5 - 6 shots)
Hey, beautiful. Do I come here often?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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:LOLS:

Well here I am :biggrin: what were your other two wishes? πŸ˜‰
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You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent. :P
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Do you believe in the hereafter?
Well, you know what I'm here after.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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we learned to talk."
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Hello, Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart.
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I found my heart lost in your eyes
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What's got two thumbs, speaks French and likes {name the carnal act of your choice here}?

{point both your thumbs at your chest}

Moi.
EARTH:

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Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless. πŸ˜›
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