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Can I follow you home? Cos Im a believer in following my dreams ♥️🥰♥️
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If only I were a more romantic man I would almost certainly contemplate sharing a chariot home with you madam, but alas! I fear that my love for you is as nothing compared to my aversion to your monumental consumption of alcoholic beverages and aggressive proclamations that you are Catherine Parr... divine though you assuredly are oh sweet maiden.

That's splendid my lady, keep falling off of thine own shoes and loudly accusing me of being Henry VIII!

I'll return in a few decades as soon as I've finished reforming the church. Fare thee well for now your majesty!
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:LOLS:

That was a biggun 😂😂😂

Im heading to bed wanna join me?
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Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker, but that stuff I slipped into your drink will have you--

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Well, that didn't take long.
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I would write you a love poem but you are more beautiful than anything I can write about.
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Theres cheesy 😉 and THEN theres stone cold creepy bordering on sociopathy 😬😂😂😂😂😂


Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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I don't know who you are. I don't know want you want from a romance. If you are looking for marriage I can tell you I don't have a ring. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills that I have acquired after many relationships. Skills that make me a dream come true in the bedroom. If you let me go know that will be the end of this romance. I will no longer look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't let me go I will always look out for you, I will find you and we will make mad mad love.
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Wow 😲 lol 😂

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Are you craving Pizza? Because Id love to get a pizz-a you 😛 🍕
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I before e except after you.
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I think Im in desperate need of Vitamin U
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Can you help me find my lips with yours?
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Hi Im Mike Rowsoft 😏 can I crash at your place 😉😎😛
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I just bought a new pillow do you want to give it a try tonight?
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The perfect garden would have your tulips and my tulips together 👄 💋 😘
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did you just fart?

because you blow me away
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:haha: :haha:

🤦‍♀️😂🤣

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 😉

Courtesy of Ms West 😉😛
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if you want me just whistle,
you know how to whistle don't you?
just put your lips together and blow.

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Yer purdy

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Must I always wear a low cut dress to be important?
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I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
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