Cheesy Pickup Lines

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:36 am

Eff, kinda creepy....

Did you just order a vertical seafood taco to go? If so I am on your menu..

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:38 am

you ever eat some Dicks?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:44 am

Have you got any Dick's on you? I'm a bit famished for some...

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:49 am

I have some Dicks, but I am missing the buns to put them in, could you help?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:21 am

Hmmm... interesting question to be asking on Gay Pride weekend in SF...

Me gusta su chorizo...

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:33 am

if that quote is about me - why thank you!

anyhow - want to see my etchings?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:44 am

I have your name tattooed on my ass...

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:58 am

so do you like to drink until you black out?

Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:54 am

[sigh] Hard to think out universal ones, I believe in individual approach.

What kinds of music do you like? (If that includes something I like - show the knowledge and interest, if not - try to find means to bring some of what I like for consideration. That may even accomplish an additional purpose - conversion

)

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:46 am

Eff, way too serious.... seriously

I'm sorry, you must have a magnet in your back pocket because my surgical plate just drew my hand there.....

Post by **Vraith** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:27 am

This actually worked for me twice:

"Have any stupid pick-up lines ever worked on you?"
"Yes"
"What was it?"
"blah blah blah"
"[repeat line back to them]

In one case, the successful one was "We'll go out for breakfast. Should I call you, or just nudge you?"

The other was
"You don't have to tell me when you get off. I'll know."

I THINK I stole the process idea from somewhere, but I might have invented it...been a long time [that married since the 90's thing...]

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:44 am

so do you like high post counts?

Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:26 pm

Hm, seriousness wasn't forbidden by the rues, if I'm not mistaken. Well, how about this.

Do you like cheese? I've got something for you that's literally made of it - a pickup line!

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:37 am

so how much for a quick spin?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:39 am

Female: I'm drunk and willing.

Male: How many drinks do I need to buy you to get you drunk and willing?

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:48 am

i sometimes play a Clown...

Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:55 pm

(Sarge, that one can scare off some better than mine with the axe

)

Hi there, going with me as you are or with some help from a tranquilizer gun?

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:34 am

ever wonder how much a human head ways?

Post by **feanor** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:30 am

Ayup All...

How about,

'So, Jenn, I've trained some Live Bees to act like Jewelry, Wanna see ?'...

Post by **Cambo** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:06 am

I'd be more inclined to go with: "So Jenn, I've trained some live bees to act like underwear...and they fly away on cue."

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