The Outrageous Analogy Game

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:55 pm

Chewing used chewing gum is like licking the slimy dentures of every geriatric git in the greater London area.

Post by **Khat** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:49 pm

licking the slimy dentures of every geriatric git in the greater London area is like kissing the rearendus of chronically ill sociopaths while rolling on the floor amongst sticky snake skins.

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:12 pm

Spending a day with chronically ill sociopaths is about as much fun as being attached to a bunch of electrodes which administer a serious jolt of electricity every 30 seconds will being immersed in a vat of "Fear Factor" contestants who are still vomitting copiously due to eating Cow Brains, Sheep's eyes, Giant Asian Spiders, Live centipedes, and other nasty non-food items.

Post by **Khat** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 11:33 pm

Speaking to "Fear Factor" contestants is like listening to a beehive in a bassdrum while jumping rope with 10-Lepers-a-leeping...

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:41 pm

Knowing people who like Fear Factor exist in this world is like leaping off the top of an Everest-sized volcano made of poo, which erupts halfway through your plunge, coating you in bile and semi-digested broccoli, shortly before you hit the ground - which turns out to be made of glue and populated by zombie spiders.

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:51 pm

Watching Fear Factor is like sitting in a dishpan full of biting fire ants within an air tight room full of rotting skunk corpses as the oxygen is slowly replaced with mustard gas while you lobotomize yourself with a rusty screwdriver.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:52 pm

Lobotomize yourself with a rusty screwdriver is not too dissimilar from watching the Pokemon movie over and over and over and over... [BANG!]

Post by **Khat** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:16 am

watching the Pokemon movie over and over and over and over again is like placing your head in a frozen lake while getting stabbed with a darning needle.

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:44 am

He is so ugly that even Stevie Wonder would flinch!

She has a face that would make a train stop, back-up, and take a dirt road!

Post by **Khat** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:46 am

cheval wrote:He is so ugly that even Stevie Wonder would flinch!

She has a face that would make a train stop, back-up, and take a dirt road!

Carry on the anology...
Getting stabbed by a darning needle is like ....

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 6:56 pm

Getting stabbed with a darning needle is like sitting on chair made of rabid dogs gaffer taped together, while a homicidal postman drops letter bombs into your pants. Underpants.

Post by **Khat** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:13 am

Having a a homicidal postman dropping letter bombs into your Underpants is like having PMS cramps along with getting runover by a Hummer filled with summo wreslers while having spiders crawl in your hair...

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:26 pm

The sensation of spiders crawling in your hair is like being gently tickled by tiny fairies, as long as you realize that some fairies are only looking for the right place to dig in and lay a million eggs in your brain-case.

Post by **Khat** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:36 am

Fairies looking for the right place to dig in and lay a million eggs in your brain-case is like stepping on hot dog poop in your bare feet while eating a frozen pickle in a swarm of nats.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:56 pm

Eating a frozen swarm of pickled gnats is like trying to repel the advances of an egotistical megalomaniac with chronic flatulence and corrosive saliva, who wants nothing more than to satisfy his fantasies by dressing you in a maid's outfit and chasing you around a building site with a rusty scalpel.

Post by **Khat** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:59 pm

Fighting off the advances of an egotistical megalomaniac with chronic flatulence and corrosive saliva holding a maid's outfit and a rusty scalpel is like running on a treadmill that turns out to be a giant hamsterwheel while a tornado blazes by and sucks out all the air in your lungs.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:06 am

Running on a hamster wheel is like being a hamster.

Heh.

Running on a hamster wheel is like having your arms and legs chopped off and fed to mutant squirrels while Stephen Donaldson sits across the room, refusing to write Fatal Revenant.

Post by **Khat** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:55 am

NO!

Having no limbs while Stephen Donaldson sits across the room, refusing to write Fatal Revenant is like being buried alive while the coffin is filled with all the worse kind of creepy crawly bugs and things from all the horror movies while "It's a Small World" plays Over and Over....

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:41 pm

Listening to "It's a Small World" from a coffin is like being stripped naked and doused in adhesive lemmings while Danlo steals all your socks.

Post by **Khat** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:07 pm

being stripped naked and doused in adhesive lemmings while Danlo steals all your socks is like walking through frozen elmers glue while screaming pixies pull your hair out and throw balloons filled with apricot jelly at you.

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